Target Thinks That 2 Is Basically The Same Thing As 10

So, um, how many bottles do I have to buy to get that $5 giftcard, Target? Is it 2? Or 5? Or maybe 2? I think I need to lie down.

Jantzn lived this nightmare, and writes:

Do I have to buy 2 or 10? I just checked out and they told me
10… the line was long so I didn’t fight it, but still… lies…

No, Jantzn. It’s not a lie if Target sincerely believes that it’s true. As we all know, Target’s grip on reality is slipping.