Science Shows That Martha Stewart's Laundry Is Probably Stained

Those lovable nerds over at Consumer Reports decided to test laundry detergents — and what they found when they tested Martha Stewart’s detergent… well, it ain’t pretty.

Apparently, if Martha, the impresario of the immaculate, actually uses her product, she’ll end up sporting some stained clothes. It turns out that her detergent didn’t perform all that much better than plain water on a series of tough stains including blood. (We did not ask where they got the blood, but we haven’t heard from Laura’s hamsters in a few days and have sent Ben’s cat to investigate…)

Here’s the video. Something to note: The boss at the end is actually our boss. His name is Kevin.