Get Plump And Hyper, It's National (Free) Doughnut Day

As if it weren’t awesome enough that today is Friday, you can also cruise around from doughnut shop to doughnut shop and get free goodies. You’ll know whether or not your doughnut shop is participating in National Doughnut Day depending on whether or not they call the cops on you after you make off with a free sugary delights, conspicuously shaped like the spare tires that’ll emerge around your gut if you munch too many.

Krispy Kreme and Dunkin’ Donuts are both in on the event, although the latter is getting all diva-like and demanding you buy a coffee in order to procure your free doughnut. Krispy Kreme is doing things right, letting you get just a little bit chunkier and happier with no purchase necessary.

Free Donut Day – June 4th [I Have Zlata Thoughts, Yo.]
Krispy Kreme Gives Away Free Treat on June 4 in Celebration of National Doughnut Day [Krispy Kreme]