So this is how Google is going to make the Nexus One work: Advanced voice-recognition technnology will whisper targeted ads directly into your ears, reports The Onion.

Another win for Google, continuing to leverage their tried and true strategy of really smart robots, contextual results, advertising and zero human interface.

New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears [Onion News Network] (Thanks to GitEmSteveDave!)

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