How would you like to be wallowing up to your eye sockets in filthy lucre?!?! PLUNDER FUNNEL is a sure-fire money-making factory that will teach how you to cannibalize any human relationship and turn it into cold hard cash. Taylor Sternberg from Broadway’s “Jersey Boys” stars in this Consumerist original video parody, written and directed by Ben Popken.
Do you know two people? Good!
My proven system will teach you how to transform any human relationship into cold hard cash!
CUT TO Jerome sitting in fountain, now with lots of cash in the water. He splashes around.
How much would you like to be earning in extra income per month? A thousand? Five thousand? Seven hundred thousand three-hundred twenty-nine? The only limit is infinity!
Thanks, plunder funnel!
Some have called this a “pyramid scheme.” But flip a pyramid and what do you get? A funnel! A plunder funnel gushing straight into your bank account.
No gimmicks or gotchas. No envelope-stuffing or juice crystals. Just money, money, money!
So I’ll see you this weekend at the –
– Newark Double Tree Motel –
– Or call the number at the bottom of your screen to receive my free internet book!
Shipping and handling not included.
The money is out there just sitting in people’s wallets, begging you to take it!
Please! Take us!
The only question is, will you?
Written and Directed by
Brian Goldstein, Consumer Reports Video
Ernie Sprance, Consumer Reports