Man Goes On Meat Rampage To Save "Chubby Girls"

The AP says that an Indiana man went on a bizarre rampage in a supermarket, pulling out a hunting knife and attacking packages of hamburger. He then threw dog food onto it.

The AP says he reportedly told employees he was “on a mission from god,” and that he was trying to save little girls from eating beef, which he blames for making them fat.

The local police chief told the AP, “He thought if he could save one chubby girl that he’s done his job.”

Workers tackled the man and held him until police arrived.

(Thanks, SteveDave!)