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Stouffers' Doesn't Want You To Kill Yourself

By Meg Marco March 24, 2010

Yes, this is a fake news story from The Onion, but putting suicide prevention tips on frozen food is a pretty good marketing idea. I mean, if you kill yourself, you won’t be buying any more Stouffers’… right?

Exactly.

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