Photo: This ATM Wants To Eat Your Hand

We’ve heard all manner of complaints about ATMs over the years. From ATM skimming to usurious fees to ponzi schemes, we thought we’d seen it all. Until Consumerist reader Jen sent in this photo of an ATM… that has a thirst for your blood.

This machine was spotted somewhere in New York City over the weekend. If you’re having trouble making out the text on the handwritten note it reads:
“DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE MONEY BOX UNTIL THE MONEY COMPLETELY OUT”

We only wish we’d been there to ask the store manager about whatever incident made that note necessary.