Conan O'Brien Available On Craigslist

Since we’re on Team CoCo, we thought it was time for an update. Recently, our pale, pale friend Conan O’Brien put “The Tonight Show” up on Craiglist — and apparently the ad was so successful he’s now upped the offer and placed an ad for himself in the “casual encounters” section. I would put this in “Morning Deals” but I don’t write that post. Let’s take a look.

Here’s the text of the ad:

TALL, SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME RECREATION – m4ww – 30 (Universal Studios)

- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

- 6’4”, completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.

- Drapes match the carpet.

- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.

- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).

- Fatties welcome.

- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.

- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it’ll cost you!

* Location: Universal Studios
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests