Since we’re on Team CoCo, we thought it was time for an update. Recently, our pale, pale friend Conan O’Brien put “The Tonight Show” up on Craiglist — and apparently the ad was so successful he’s now upped the offer and placed an ad for himself in the “casual encounters” section. I would put this in “Morning Deals” but I don’t write that post. Let’s take a look.
Here’s the text of the ad:
TALL, SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME RECREATION – m4ww – 30 (Universal Studios)
- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.
- 6’4”, completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.
- Drapes match the carpet.
- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.
- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).
- Fatties welcome.
- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.
- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it’ll cost you!
* Location: Universal Studios
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
And here’s some lovely video. We like the cat with makeup.