Poll: What Caused The Great Eggo Waffle Shortage Of '09?

Clearly, our post about the Eggo waffle shortages struck some kind of nerve. We contacted Kellogg’s about the real reason for the nationwide shortage, and they haven’t gotten back to us yet. So we let our imaginations run wild.

What are your ideas?

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