Pabst Brewing Company is up for sale, the New York Post reports.
The company is looking for a buyer willing to shell out around $300 million for its Willy Wonka Beer Factory that produces Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Milwaukee, Schlitz and Colt 45 — in other words, roughly a quarter of the world’s supply of awesome.
The Post story says Anheuser-Busch InBev and North American Brewers are potential suitors. But only if I don’t buy it first. With that in mind, readers, what’s the best of the cheap, ghetto-fabulous beers?