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Ford Announces Solution To America's Car Woes: The 1993 Taurus

By Meg Marco November 5, 2009

Here’s a video from The Onion that pretty much sums up our nation’s automobile situation. The added incentive of a free Primus tape is really what sold me.


Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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