Well this guy is doing it wrong: We’ve been alerted to a report from Haverstraw, NY where police say a man entered a Taco Bell, waved a gun around, demanded money — then asked for a job application.
The man, whose description was sketchy , entered the fast-food restaurant just after 2 p.m. Monday and pointing a gun at the cashier, demanded money and told the cashier to get on the floor, said Lt. John Hickey of the Haverstraw Police Department.
The man then walked into the manager’s office, which is located at the back of the store.
“He requested an application for employment and the manager said ‘No,’” Hickey said. The manager asked the suspect to leave; he left the premises in an unknown direction.
This is total failure. He got neither money, nor tacos, nor a job application.
Police: Man Robs Taco Bell, Then Gets Job Application [WLTX] (Thanks, Nicholas!)