US Postal Service Redefines "Contiguous" United States
Steve was mailing some packages from his home in Virgina to various points in the country, and noticed something strange on his receipt. The packages destined for Pennsylvania and Washington state are leaving the contiguous United States. What?
Have states started seceding again? Has there been a fateful earthquake that has removed the coasts from the mainland, and we somehow slept through it? "It's either that or the route from Virginia to Pennsylvania is going to be VERY circuitous," Steve wrote.
Any postal workers or other insightful people who can explain this mystifying note?

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Comments:
@samurailynn: I'm inclined to agree with you that it's just 'fine print' this post office in particular is tacking on to each item
@Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): Which is a First Class package. The VA and WA packages are Media Mail
@Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): That was also sent by a different method, though--maybe it's just Media Mail, for some reason, that gets that announcement? Does it go by surface?
@Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): That one is a different type of package. The ones with the note are "Media Mail". Dunno why that type needs the disclaimer, though, but it doesn't imply that those destinations aren't in the US.
@Don Roberto: I don't think the post was put up just to get clicks. The Consumerist does funny "faux-assumption" headlines all the time. It's up to the reader to actually read the post to get the meaning.
But that's how you do click-farming: you put up a headline saying something outrageous to get the click, and then you actually read it to find out it's completely false. I certainly think it should be up to the headline -writer to, I dunno, actuallycapture the sense of the story (or, in this case, non-story).
@valthun:
it's just a generic disclaimer for media mail--it's printed on all the receipts for media mail, regardless of destination.
@treimel: I know the USPS can't actually be redefining what contiguous United States means for mail. It's just logic. But it's funny, and therefore I click, and make my witty banter with other posters.
The bigger picture, to me, is that even though USPS isn't redefining borders, it still warrants an explanation rather than a shrug. Someone posed a question, and now it has an answer. Nothing wrong with that.
@Don Roberto: for those clicks on Ads for Consumer Reports. Not exactly making money off those ads there.
@pecan 3.14159265:
I never claimed anybody (except the headline writer) thought the USPS could redefine the border.
Moreover... what's funnny about it? it's a generic disclaimer--the thing about generic disclaimers is... sometimes they'll apply and sometimes they won't. This time it didn't. Where's the humor in that?
Warrants an explanation? Okay: Media mail is twhat they used to call book rate. If you send book rate to, say, the Ivory Coast--it's going to be put on "next available" transport--that could take months and months. People complain. Therefore USPA puts out a disclaimer on all media mail receipts. Then, Consumerist puts up a meaningless post. I'm sorry but the post is completely lame and the headline promised something amusing. It didn't deliver. Yeah, there *is* something wrong with that.
@hypnotik_jello:
You think Consumer Reports doesn't want click-through? Of course they do--people are employed even at non-profits, you know. And page views matter there, too.
@floraposte: Media mail is ground shipping because it's supposed to be "heavy" paper products and such which would be expensive to ship by air. I think it's basically SAL shipping specifically for paper media products.
No, it's a disclaimer put on all media mail purchases regardless of destination. The class of service, not the destination, is the distinction.
@pecan 3.14159265: The Internet is serious business. THERE SHOULD NEVER BE OFFBEAT POSTS OF ANY KIND EVER!!11!EXCLAMATIONABUSE!!1!
@Wheeldog: So they're sending all media mail through Hawaii or Alaska? Hmm, new vacation idea: ship myself somewhere via media mail. I like it.
@renegadebarista: Yup - I see nothing wrong. Just a "fine print" thing for media mail.
You will get the same message if you are shipping something media mail 5 blocks away also.
@DaBull: Look at the type of shipment the packages to WA and PA are Media Mail vs the shipment to MN is 1st Class.
@xthexlanternx: Maybe, but why would it? Seems like mail that got routed somewhere outside the US would have to deal with the hassle of customs and the like (even if only to seal the shipment so it wouldn't be opened until it got back to the US).
@xthexlanternx: Now that would nicely answer why it took almost a month for a book order to arrive at my home via media mail (from one state to a directly adjacent state, no less!)
@Nighthawke: Is it wrong that everytime I see "point of sale" abbreviated in this way, I immediately read it as "piece of sh*t?"


















Could it be that they just print that on every receipt?