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Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt. Yawn.

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Somehow we missed this gem two months ago, but here's a viral video sensation involving a trio of athletes who can catch slim laptops in their butts.

You may notice that this bears a strong resemblance to that stupid Levi's viral video and that stupid Ray Bans video and that stupid Coor's Light video. With this quadtych, I hereby declare using fishing line to yank stuff and then running the film in reverse to make it look like it's thrown an official viral video format.

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Wouldn't that hurt the asscrack? I can't imagine getting an asscrack bruise.


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Whenever I hear "with his butt" "on his butt", etc... This video below comes to mind.

NSFW. Synopsis: Daughter comes home late from guys house she met on MySpace and lied to Mom about. Brother filming it decides to pour gas on the fire. Hilarity ensues.

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@theSuperman: I hear ya. This came out months ago.

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@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: I just watched that the other day on CH. It was HILLLLARIOUS. Though they mislabbeled the brother as "father". Creepy.

Though the brother got one thing right... "this family video will go down in history..."

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@BabyFirefly: Been there, done that. It's a pain in the ass. (No cylindrical objects were involved. And no spherical ones either.)

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I never saw that Coors one before. It was cringe-inducing.

Dude. Bro. Totally.

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@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: Wow. Firstly, way to be an overprotective mom-bitch. Secondly, stupid girl for trusting people she meets on myspace, regardless of her age. Thirdly, brother WIN!

But srsly. Since when can you ground 18 year olds?

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@MostlyHarmless: Rollerskating? That's a large flat object and it can cause ass bruises :(

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Clearly they're only junior varsity wrestlers. The varsity ones use steel cables and a lacquered NYC phone book.

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@MostlyHarmless: You've discovered another use for pickled herring? Wonders never cease.
...You debone them first, though, don't you? Otherwise, the splinters might cringe-inducing.

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Yeah,, clear parody of that one levis ad. I like the ball into the cup one better.

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@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: Favorite line:
Mom: Go downstairs and play with your friend Nick.
Son: In the BUTT!

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A performance art piece entitled: Dell Customer Support

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@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: If you are still a stupid kid who lives at home. I thought it was well deserved. She behaved like a 14 year old.

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@Trai_Dep: Thats why I said "bruise" and not "bleed".

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I thought Fleshbot cross-posts would end after the Consumer's Union acquisition...

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So what they are trying to say is that you'll take it up the ass if you buy one of these things?

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Does Best Buy sell these as optimized?

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@theSuperman: I knew I should have got out my bingo card when I saw this posted.

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@MostlyHarmless: Very true, most likely WHY she is still living at home. She isn't mature enough to cut it on her own, quite obviously.

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"quadtych" - new word for me. Thank you!

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Is this what the internet has come to?

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@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: as others said: when you live at home. And secondly, when you don't own the things that people ground you from: the car... attach strings here.

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sound like a idea for a windows 7 party.

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@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: I love that video thanks for reposting it because

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN RAPED IN THE BUTT

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I saw the first one on TV, pretty sure it's a real ad for MSI.
at thened, when he's throwing 5-6 of the machines, something looks... off.
i can't pinpoint it, but it makes me think it's CG

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Why is this on the Consumerist?

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The better to dsmvwl you, my dear. bwahahahahaaa

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@JPropaganda:
wow, how manly of them....ass catching.