Fortune Teller Arrested For Selling Thousand Dollar Body Wash At The Mall
Fortune tellers are sort of like the con-artist version of the website Significant Objects—the more interesting the story, the higher the price you can fetch for an otherwise cheap piece of crap. Unless, of course, the police arrest you for "fraudulent accosting" at the mall and ruin your con.
According to GazetteOnline, a 22-year-old woman was arrested last Friday in a mall in Lake Grove, New York, for trying to sell a teenager a magic stone and some miraculous body wash for $1,250. The woman had approached the teen a few days before at the mall and offered to read her fortune for $25, which she then upsold to a $100 "in depth" reading. Two days later, she met up with the teen again to warn her that she was cursed and should buy the stone and body wash. The teen paid $600 for the objects and agreed to come back in two days time with the remaining $650.
Instead, the teen went to the police, who arrested the woman and charged her with fraudulent accosting, fortune telling, and attempted grand larceny. Which is weird, because we're fairly sure Axe Shower Kits—which sell for nearly the same amount—use pretty much the same argument to convince teenage boys to hand over their money.
We bet you're wondering what we wondered: holy frak, you can get arrested for pretending to accost someone when you have no intention of following through on it?!! Does that mean you can get arrested for bailing on a handshake and saying "Psyche!"? But no, that's not what it means in New York Penal Law:
A person is guilty of fraudulent accosting when he accosts a person in a public place with intent to defraud him of money or other property by means of a trick, swindle or confidence game.
"Woman at NY mall charged in curse scam; Offered to get rid of it for $1,250" [GazetteOnline] (Thanks to David!)
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I was thinking more of "Goosebumps". "If you don't use this bodywash, the curse will take effect and you will have spiders crawling out of your pores the rest of your life." Teenager: "First acne, and now spider pores? OMG I hate puberty!!"
@B: LOL. My wife used to work there and got pissed whenever I asked her who would pay the ridiculous prices for things. $9 for hand soap, seriously?
@wickedpixel: I don't think fortune telling is illegal in and of itself. I know that in Michigan, to read palms or tell fortunes as a "business", that a entertainment or similarly categorized license is needed. Maybe it is a similar situation for NY,
@Saboth: The key term in there is 'accosts', which is basically seeking out your 'mark' for the swindle. Also even douche-bags like John Edwards make it very clear to their marks that what he does is for 'entertainment' purposes only, thus he claims that he is putting on a performance and thus not swindling the people.
@GitEmSteveDave_GotOff2HoursEarly:
Although often times crass and obnoxious, I recommend to you Penn and Teller's Bullshit! You'll find numerous health scams in it, and you can easily come up with your own. Since you're a pet lover, I recommend puppy healing - get to know your inner puppy by having one walk on your back. Sleep with the puppies. Eat with them. Learn to BE a puppy again. All for only $3.5k for 8 4 hour courses over the course of 4 weekends.
"A person is guilty of fraudulent accosting when he accosts a person in a public place with intent to defraud him of money or other property by means of a trick, swindle or confidence game." <- Is it just me, or doesn't this describe virtually all salespeople? I think they're just going after this fortune teller because she's an easy target. She should have called the body spray 'homeopathic' or something.
@GitEmSteveDave_GotOff2HoursEarly: Or you could just go into Sales Management like I did. Pretty much the same thing. Lucrative if your good at cold reading people.
@nstonep: "Telling someone they're going to die if they don't drink your magic potion is pretty much a crime in my book" - Wouldn't that make all religion a crime then?
/me smells the opportunity for a new series of books by Eleanor Ramilly. Call them "TEENAGE TALES OF TERROR". I'll take %15. Thanks.
This kid is A.) really stupid and B.) has too much money. And apparently she's selectively stupid. She's stupid enough to believe in fortune telling to not only pay $25, but also pay an additional $100. She's stupid enough to believe in curses and magic stones and body wash, yet smart enough to realize no one's going to give you $600 in credit on a purchase based on a hand shake. Everyone knows real gypsy fortune tellers make you pay up front.
@CubeRat: Fraud is illegal. The fortune teller knew she was lying to the kid in order to get money. Now you could charge that all fortune telling is lies in this way, but nominally at least there's "entertainment" value. When it became a transaction for goods other than entertainment (and even if there had been no objects fraudulent "curse removal" would constitute this), then it was a crime.
@trujunglist: Oh no..! I was a huge fan of the genre (I seriously think I read every Goosebumps and Fear Street ever) and I bet I could knock out a few.
@AirIntake: Yeah I think this is an attempt to get panhandlers and the like off the streets. No more 3 cup guess for you?
I don't get the larceny charge though? Because she obtained the payment through illegal means?
Also, flimflammery. Teehee
@satoru:
...and the used car dealer doesn't tell you anything other than that you're missed out on the deal of a lifetime and that it'll never be available again at that price when you tell him to get stuffed.
Whereas the fortune teller explains to you that not buying the overpriced items will devastate your life.
There's a big difference between the two.
@B: I have to admit that, at first look at the title, I interpreted "body wash" as a verb and not a noun.
Which would have made a very different story indeed.
@Eleanor Ramilly: It was a Law and Order: CI episode. Does that count?
Kudos to you for the tv reference though. I'm having a hard time trying to not imagine a plot and convince myself that it really WAS an episode after you made that connection.
@trujunglist: I was watching The Soup this weekend, and they have a new show about monkeys and women who raise them. Well, in the show, a monkey may have eaten a pill. The solution? Call a psychic to ask the monkey what pill it ate.
@satoru:
I'm getting a name like "Patty"...
... Maybe its "Patsy"
... Was she a nurse?
...No? Did she work in health care?
...No?
...Screw it, I'll just run for president...
@AirIntake: It probably should be. I've bought a few components from a high-end store where they'll let you pay as much as you want for speaker wire, but at least the guy who helps me pointed out that as long as you have decent wire with good connectors, they sound the same. "It's not like you're running an air conditioner on it" I think was the way he put it. That kind of honesty plus quality components makes me a "regular" customer... with the quotes because the speakers I bought 10 years ago still sound so good I feel no need to upgrade them... it's not like I "need" a new receiver or CD player often.
@AirIntake: "virtually all" is quote an overstatement. As long as the salesperson isn't selling you on something the product doesn't actually do, it's not the same thing. "Your music will sound better through this Monster Cable" is not the same thing as "If you don't buy this Monster Cable, the Monsters...er.. cancer will eat your mother's brain." Both are untrue, but one is clearly actionable... oddly enough it's the brain-eating one.





















$1250 for body wash? Was she working at Bath and Bodyworks?