"We suggest placing several hundred figurines close to the entrance, jostling for position in order to buy a $99 TV, in honor of the modern holiday spirit."

Or a Giant field of Hot wheels with miniature shopping carts dispersed in between...

where's the employee chasing after shoplifter figurines?

I look forward to replacing the Main Street section with a ghetto ghost town of closed shops and a line coming out the employment office.

I've seen only one Walmart that looked that nice, it was on the front page of Consumerist before I clicked through to the article.

@Applekid: Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

I'm jewish and I really want this.

Don't forget the receipt checker.

Laura, I must say what you wrote is in VERY bad taste. You seem to be mocking the tragic death of Jdimytai Damour. We must not forget the ultimate price paid by a innocent worker because of Walmart's greed and cost cutting measures, and also of our failures as human beings for compassion.

This is so wrong. Think of all the damage this will do to the local Mom & Pop businesses that simply try to survive the seasonal market in Christmass Villages across the country. Don't let the ice skaters and smiling kids throwing snowballs fool you. Once a Super Walmart moves into town, forget it.

@TheOrtega: And shouldn't there be a receipt checker standing by the door?

coffin figurines sold separately

Trashy figurines sold separately from peopleofwalmart.com

@subtlefrog: aw, you beat me to it.

Too bad it's not in scale with the rest of the village. If it were, it'd take up half the living room and you'd have to pave the rest with asphalt.

@Darkneuro: They just built a Walmart near me that looks more or less like that.

Also the outparcel buildings have fake second floors that even light up at night...