Somehow we missed this gem two months ago, but here’s a viral video sensation involving a trio of athletes who can catch slim laptops in their butts.
You may notice that this bears a strong resemblance to that stupid Levi’s viral video and that stupid Ray Bans video and that stupid Coor’s Light video. With this quadtych, I hereby declare using fishing line to yank stuff and then running the film in reverse to make it look like it’s thrown an official viral video format.
You may notice that this bears a strong resemblance to that stupid Levi’s viral video and that stupid
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Wouldn’t that hurt the asscrack? I can’t imagine getting an asscrack bruise.
@BabyFirefly: Been there, done that. It’s a pain in the ass. (No cylindrical objects were involved. And no spherical ones either.)
@MostlyHarmless: Rollerskating? That’s a large flat object and it can cause ass bruises
@MostlyHarmless: You’ve discovered another use for pickled herring? Wonders never cease.
…You debone them first, though, don’t you? Otherwise, the splinters might cringe-inducing.
@Trai_Dep: Thats why I said “bruise” and not “bleed”.
Whenever I hear “with his butt” “on his butt”, etc… This video below comes to mind.
NSFW. Synopsis: Daughter comes home late from guys house she met on MySpace and lied to Mom about. Brother filming it decides to pour gas on the fire. Hilarity ensues.
@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: I just watched that the other day on CH. It was HILLLLARIOUS. Though they mislabbeled the brother as “father”. Creepy.
Though the brother got one thing right… “this family video will go down in history…”
@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: Wow. Firstly, way to be an overprotective mom-bitch. Secondly, stupid girl for trusting people she meets on myspace, regardless of her age. Thirdly, brother WIN!
But srsly. Since when can you ground 18 year olds?
@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: eh, if you still live at hoooome….
@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: If you are still a stupid kid who lives at home. I thought it was well deserved. She behaved like a 14 year old.
@MostlyHarmless: Very true, most likely WHY she is still living at home. She isn’t mature enough to cut it on her own, quite obviously.
@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: as others said: when you live at home. And secondly, when you don’t own the things that people ground you from: the car… attach strings here.
@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah:That’s dangerous, in the butt.
@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: Favorite line:
Mom: Go downstairs and play with your friend Nick.
Son: In the BUTT!
@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah:HA! That is awesome. Made my Wednesday.
@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: I love that video thanks for reposting it because
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN RAPED IN THE BUTT
@Skankingmike:
Yawn indeed.
I never saw that Coors one before. It was cringe-inducing.
Dude. Bro. Totally.
Clearly they’re only junior varsity wrestlers. The varsity ones use steel cables and a lacquered NYC phone book.
Yeah,, clear parody of that one levis ad. I like the ball into the cup one better.
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@theSuperman: I hear ya. This came out months ago.
@JPropaganda:
wow, how manly of them….ass catching.
@thSprmn: Yh, why s ths n twttr?
@theSuperman: Why s srs? :}
@theSuperman: I knew I should have got out my bingo card when I saw this posted.
A performance art piece entitled: Dell Customer Support
I thought Fleshbot cross-posts would end after the Consumer’s Union acquisition…
So what they are trying to say is that you’ll take it up the ass if you buy one of these things?
Does Best Buy sell these as optimized?
@pecan 3.14159265: Yes, and they will install it for you!
“quadtych” – new word for me. Thank you!
Is this what the internet has come to?
fake
sound like a idea for a windows 7 party.
I saw the first one on TV, pretty sure it’s a real ad for MSI.
at thened, when he’s throwing 5-6 of the machines, something looks… off.
i can’t pinpoint it, but it makes me think it’s CG
Why is this on the Consumerist?
The better to dsmvwl you, my dear. bwahahahahaaa