UK Man Decries Sex On Candy Wrappers
A father of two in the UK recently caused a scene upon discovering that cartoon fruits on some Haribo candies appear to be having a "carnal encounter." Through careful observation, the man deduced that the lime is the "gentleman," citing his "particularly lurid expression."
Apparently, this controversy has been brewing for years-ever since 2002, when Haribo introduced the packaging in order to seduce easily amused bloggers (like us) into giving them free advertising.
Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers [Daily Mail, UK via Adfreak]
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Isn't Europe pretty liberal about sex?
It's pretty clear they're just showing the different ways you can Maoam. Cherry seems to make you Maoam the hardest. The randy little lima bean fellow is even perspiring. The lemon seems more like a "don't call me, I'll call you" situation. Damn lemon candy.
Hangin' round downtown by myself,
And I had so much time,
To sit and think about myself,
And then there she was...
I dunno how the lime could be the gentleman. He's always on the bottom.
Of course, some guys prefer that. Lazy bastards :)
The lime is either having a threesome on the right side, or getting teabagged. He's quite the freak.
I find the mixing of cherry and lime flavors disgusting, and therefore an outrage.
What is this article about again?
The cherry on the left appears to be getting ready to deep throat the lime's foot.
Do cherries have throats?
Do limes have feet?`
Can you even deep throat a foot?
What a bunch of perverted fruits!
Watch out for that left cherry, it likes to watch.
So would the cherries be considered conjoined twins? Damn, that's kinky.
It makes sense. If you only glanced at the names of the candy, you might've thought the name of them was MOAN.
Waiting for the "popping the cherry" reference...
Wow. Some companies can get away with some very suggestive characters.
@itiswhatitis: They are in general. I remember seeing man ass on TV a lot, and then after 10 or 11 there would some boob action. So far in America a female body is a horrible sin to display, and for some reason man ass is appearing more. First time I saw one was on Nip Tuck.
This is the Daily Mail, so surely the headline should read:
"Outrage at immigrant scum forcing swans to have sex like dirty Euro candy"
I'm sorry. The lemon looks like a guy to me so it's gay sex on the left and a guy with two girls on the right. Either way, Moan Candy, sorry, Moaom Candy is eye catching.
Mmmmm.... palindromic candy.
You see kids, when two fruits love each other, they hug in a special way.....
Maybe the lime just has elephantitis of the nuts.
Maybe it was just a simple "carmel" encounter, not carnal.
@madog: "...for some reason man ass is appearing more."
It's about time! >;)
Ok, I'll go crawl into a bucket of cold water now.
Wow he's popping *two* cherries at once! But it looks like that one time he got a lemon.
Yeah...pretty vulgar. It's friggin candy! You don't see Mars putting the green m&m having a three way with Red and Brown on m&m packages...yet.
Wow, I totally thought the lime was a pickle until I read the actual article. Packages are still obscene but at least the candy itself doesn't seem as nasty now.
I make sure my cherries and limes are on opposite sides of the kitchen. I will NOT have that going on in my house!!
What makes even more clear are the little "motion" lines on either side of the fruits. Plus, the bean thing is winking.... Is the second cherry waiting for it's turn?
@Toffeecake: By they way, has anyone read the comments from the original article? They're pretty awesome.
There is a Penny Arcade reference in there somewhere...