The combination of human stupidity and modern litigiousness has resulted in some fantastically funny product warning labels. MainStreet rounded up a few in their Ridiculously Funny Product Warning slide show. A few highlights:
WARNING: “Do not direct steam at people or animals or iron clothes while they are being worn.”
Then how am I supposed to get the wrinkles out of my pug?
WARNING: “Do not use for drying pets.”
Hamster, are you dry yet? …Hamster?!
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WARNING: “Do not use if pregnant or nursing.”
This will be a very easy instruction to follow.
Ridiculously Funny Product Warnings [MainStreet]