Attention: Deep Fried Butter Exists

There’s hope for the continued survival of humanity past the point where we invent robots with the ability to exterminate us and built robots of their own. How do I know this? Because we’ve invented “deep fried butter.” If we can do that, the robots don’t stand a chance.

The Today Show says that our hero is named Abel Gonzales Jr., and this is not his first foray into potentially species-saving fried foods. He is the “winner of past state fair competitions for his Texas Fried Cookie Dough, Fried Peanut Butter, Jelly and Banana Sandwich and Fried Coke recipes.”

A human interviewed by the program alleges that Deep Fried Butter tastes, “like a hot roll with butter,” and that it is “great.”

Move over, Twinkies: Deep-fried butter is here [Today Show]
(Photo: Texas State Fair)