Recycle Your Sex Toys, Get A New One For Free
You recycle your other used electronics, so why not recycle your unwanted sex toys, too? Dreamscapes, LLC is providing an incentive for consumers to do just that. As long as they wash them really, really well first.
Here's how it works:
Simply drop your clean used toy(s) in the mail, when we receive it in our warehouse we will have it cleaned and disassembled. The rubber, silicone, hard plastics, metal, e-waste and motors will be sent to recycling facilities that process the materials for reuse. Did you leave the batteries in? Don't worry, we dispose of them responsibly.
Recyclers will receive a $10 gift card to another erotic emporium for every box accepted.
Sex Toy Recycling Program [Official Site] (Thanks, TRANSRACIALNYC!)
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Recycle sex toys? Come again?
Sex is fun. Sex toys can add to the fun. If you can recycle the ones you no longer use instead of just tossing them in the trash then this is a great program.
Oh, this is fantastic. I was sick of this one, anyway.
Besides, who can resist a "Cash for vibrators" program? I find this not only fiscally responsible, but a great incentive to get people off...
.... their computers.
Wow, um....I mean, they tell you to send clean toys only, but some people out there will not clean their toys. That's just nasty. I'm glad that's not my job!
Great, time to turn in my hand of adonis...
I was very, very active in college.
...you know what job I want? Ever look on the back of a box of condoms? "Individually tested."
Dollars for dildos?
Can Lars turn in his real girl and get a redhead?
@katstermonster: Apart from the whole getting to get out of sticky situations first and the multiple orgasms deal, this is another area where you females have an unfair advantage. Straight Male oriented sex toys leave a lot to be desired. Lets just say, these sex toys are just as pathetic as a guys sex life if a guy needs to think about using sex toys. You get the idea.
@YouDidWhatNow?: Individually tested. But not "manually" just so you know.
My Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend) is worth far more than $10!
Well, at the very least, it's not some government program with the federal government wasteing our tax-payer dollars and adding to the federal defecit.
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO RECYCLE (sex toys), I SALUTE YOU. A little AC/DC seems appropriate here, what with electric vibrators and all. [What was that, their 9th album in 1981?]
@katstermonster: I'm pretty sure that "clean used sex toy" is the greatest oxymoron in the history of the English language.
too bad ebay stopped letting people sell used, unwashed sex toys. i bet the profit margin would have been higher
@LastVigilante: I clean mine with toy cleaner (maybe TMI, sorry guys), but I still wouldn't want anyone else to have to handle them. So nasty.
@MostlyHarmless: Vibrating cock rings are a fun time for all parties involved. :-X But you're right....sex toys for solo use by straight males are pretty much non-existent. Probably because you stupid idiots get to orgasm 99% of the times you try. Bastards.
Do people actually throw away sex toys?
@HawkWolf:
When I was married the wife and I did. Some get boring or did not deliver the fun. Can't return a sex toy so you toss it in the trash.
Any bets on how long it will be until the headline "Sex Toy Recycling Company Doesn't Recycle - just Shrinkwraps as new and resells"?
Hm, I was thinking about a change-up....
@bikeoid:
If you read the website they dismantle them and then send the parts to other places that recycle silicon or plastic and whatnot. They probably melt it down.
@MostlyHarmless: it is possible for males to have multiple orgasms. it just takes some education and practice. and a book that i eventually gave up on trying to get back from people who borrowed it from me.
[www.amazon.com]
@catastrophegirl: Yeah... practice. Now if only I could get some 'practice' without spending 150 bucks for each 'lap'.
Though, does perking back up within 2 mins count?
There's a Cash For Clunkers pun/joke in here somewhere, I'm just too tired to work it out :-)
Sounds a little fishy to me. What percentage of people wanting to recycle sex toys have
@MostlyHarmless: actually, the practice outlined in that book is not only free, but solo. but if you need the lap dance to get you started, that's a more personal problem. hehe
@Shoelace: umm, what happened? Anyway, what percentage of people wanting to recycle sex toys have boxes at a time to send in? Also, how does this company handle client's privacy - do the customers end up on lots of interesting mailing lists? What if they want the $10 (if they can fill a box, ha), not another sex toy, because their significant other made them get rid of the ones they sent in?
@Kimaroo - 20% More Kitty Added!: It's one of my favorite ER moments.
Gallant: Mr Gillman has agreed to .. uh ... electro-ejaculation..
Carter: Come again?
Man: I'm an electro-ejaculation technician
Carter: Your parents must be very proud.
@catastrophegirl: Hah, that was an unintentional pun. I am too cheap to shell out those many bucks for a lap dance anyways. By lap i meant 'practice lap'.
@HawkWolf: What NotYou007 said. Either you just don't have a use for it anymore, or the toy breaks down. What else are you supposed to do with them?
@catastrophegirl: I've been conducting a study on multiple male orgasms. It's been ongoing for about 15 years now.
They can have my, I mean, someone's, Fleshlight when they pry it from their relaxed hand as they pass out after using it. Or so I've heard.
@Verucalise-WelcomeBethany: The store down the road from me has a "Ladies Night" on Tuesdays were it's 20% off for the ladies.
@riverstyxxx: oh good god.
that's just a prop, right? it just sits on the side and looks pretty, right?
good.
@GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist:
You folks are certainly make me do my research tonight.
Note to self: Clear history before shutting down the puter tonight.
@YouDidWhatNow?: In a factory, on an assembly line. they blow them up like baloons. none of what I'm saying doesn't sound like porn...
"...for every box accepted."
Ba-dum-bump! Hey!