Nanerpuss beware the hotdogtopus is on the prowl!

I have serious business card envy over that Bateman card.

The hot dog picture is kinda frighting since I had hot dogs for lunch today. But, the bacon business card made feel much better and strangly hungray again.

OK, the faces on the hot dogs is just creepy. Besides, it reminds me of this damn film:

whole film strip:
[www.youtube.com]

@valleyval:
Good coloring.

Thats a pissed off F***** DOG!!

WOW!

@DogToy: Looks like it's etched into a piece of bacon...

@dragonfire81:

It was an American Psycho ref.

@stevgex: Yeah, the hotdog pic is creepy. Also, is it just me or do those fingers look odd in the kid sleeping with money pic.

IT'S HOTDOGPUS!!!!!!!!

*You can call me the Hotdogpus, Hotdogpus...*

Actually, that Patrick Bateman business card is pretty hilarious, too. I JUST saw that movie for the first time two nights ago.

Overall, VERY good finds this week. Not sure how many of them would be used in a Consumerist context, but hey... :-)

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: Now that makes me want to try LSD. Is it legal in any country? Because it is about to get my tourist dollars.

@hellinmyeyes: Read the book. So much better than the movie.

@dragonfire81: It's steak/beef, not bacon.

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: I had assumed it was supposed to be human flesh.

I'm kind of hoping there's never a context in which that business card will be useful.

The last one is a Meat Card

[www.meatcards.com]

Octodogs set on top of Craft Mac & Cheese Shells is a hit at any kids party.

@Rachacha: That would of course be KRAFT Mac and Cheese (not Craft). TGIF

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: I am thoroughly disturbed by the hot dog myself. Maybe it's because I can't STAND the nannerpuss.

(shivers)

@Rachacha: Not sure if it can be classified as an "Octo" dog. It only appears it has at the most, 5 appendages.

@Raekwon:

They're called Octodogs.

My brother bought me a weird little device that makes them a few years back for Christmas.

@B: Human flesh tends not to have such a nice marbling pattern.....Or so I've heard. And babies taste of chicken.

The business card for Patrick is made on a strip of beef jerkey.

Link: [www.meatcards.com]

The thing that made me laugh the most of that is that the E is in the white part of the Jerky and my first thought was "HOLY CRAP IT'S PATRICK BATMAN!!!"

@AdamBC: I told Meat Cards how awesome their idea is, even to a vegetarian like me. They wrote back:

"We tried lasering fruit leather, but that's too moist -- the scorch marks "heal" after 48 hours. It's very freaky, and demonstrates the HEALING POWER OF BEING A VEGETARIAN, I guess!"

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: yeah wasn't there a competition somewhere for a giveaway of the beef jerky business cards?

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: I believe the real question is: Cake, or Death?

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: WHAT THE FRACK WAS THAT???

@h3llc4t: I knew a lot of people who were grossed out by the book and thought it was just terrible, heinous, exploitive, whatever.

They just did. not. get. it. I thought it was very funny.

@AdamBC: @Chris Walters:
Oh my God that is SO AWESOME. Although since I love beef jerky, I would probably eat mine.

And I love their reply to you Chris. LOLz!

@ohenry: Considering who played him that's pretty funny.

@Alexander Saites: We're out of cake, you'll have to take death.

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList:

I knew I couldn't be the only person who was DEEPLY horrified by that nasty hotdog monster. Gross.

@Verucalise-WelcomeBethany: I'll be nice and spare you the nannerpuss fanboi-ism.

My uncle's name is Patrick Batman, true story.

@GinaLouise:

So my only choice is,"or death"?

To the baby pic: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH THE DIRTY MONEY??!!"

@changed my name: Oh FIIIINStah! Finstah baby!

LOL nice Bugs Bunny ref!

@GitEmSteveDave_HasAList: The problem with babies is the feet are too crunchy.... or so I've heard.

@tgrwillki: [meatcards.com]

These pics are fun. Thanks!