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August? Pretty Much Christmastime, Declares Toys R Us

By Phil Villarreal August 21, 2009

Mark, a host of a radio show called the Parafactor, is always on the lookout for paranormal activity. He found himself a bounty when he happened upon this Paramus, N.J. Toys R Us, which has bent space and time to move the holiday season into the dog days of August. Alert Santa Claus and Hanukkah Harry.

Sure is spooky stuff that not even Mulder and Scully could explain.

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