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That end-of-the-school-year DVD may have been homemade by the teacher, but that doesn't mean it can't pack an accidental porno cherrybomb. An elementary school teacher in Sacramento mistakenly included 6 seconds of a "home movie" in a compilation she sent home to students. Click through to the article for an awesome photo illustration of how adults think kids react to gross-out grownup stuff. [SFGate] (Thanks to Paul!) (Photo: Adactio)

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I always knew my teachers were lying when they said they personally did every test and assignment once to be sure they were accurate.

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Ok I work pretty close with elementary schools preparing videos during and at the end of the year.

HOW THE HELL was this possible o_O.

We go through again and again and again in iMovie preparing and proofing the video and it passes through 2-3 peoples eyes before the principle see's it at which point its approved and brought to my department for duplication.

I can only assume she didnt show it to other people, but how the hell did she not see it herself.

Did she not test the DVD to make sure it even worked?

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@Jim Topoleski: Probably skipped over some boring parts at 10x speed i guess.

On a side note, that pic is absolutely hilarious.

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So she gets to keep her job, but Julie Amelio, the teacher with the NSFW pop-ups on the classroom computer is fired and gets some jail time (after making an effort to stop the malware-induced porn)?

That's very consistent and and fair...

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I just made a slideshow DVD and all I did was watch the first part to make sure it played. I only got that far because I was listening to the song.

That being said I still think someone should have watched it.

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Damn heterosexuals recruiting our kids into their immoral lifestyles...

On the bright side, the only question kids had was, "Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?" instead of "Dad, is that Ms. Defanti, 14 midget clowns and a baby elephant?"
...Because no parent wants to have that No We Can't Get a Baby Elephant conversation when it can be avoided.

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@Jim Topoleski: Maybe she got distracted for about five critical minutes.

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@Jim Topoleski: For some reason I think of TV shows when this happens. Mostly I have the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine's Christmas card goes out w/a nipple exposed and the episode of Family Guy where the teacher is showing a video in class, and it turns into a video of him in coitus, and he just keeps narrating ti like nothing is happening.

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Had this happened to one of the grade 5 teachers at my elementary school (not mine unfortunately, he was a big hairy Italian man) I would have been ecstatic. Ah, to think what kid didn't have a crush on Ms. M back then.

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@StevePJobs:
I tried to find out what you're talking about but couldn't find anything about "Julia Amelio".

Anyway, unless she worked for exactly the same school district, or maybe even in the same state, I fail to see your point.

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End of year DVD? What for? Do kids really want to spend their summer looking back on the previous school year?

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@Trai_Dep: I have dodged the Can we get a baby elephant conversation so far. My luck will probably run out soon though and I will have to sit my boys down and have that dreaded conversation.

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Stay classy, Elk Grove!
I agree with above comment. How irresponsible of teacher not to make sure the dvd even worked!

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No child left behind? How about leaving these moron teachers behind. There is just no excuse for that DVD to have been distributed without someone else's supervision.

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@Ihaveasmartpuppy: It's like a yearbook. But with video.

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I like how the kid hadn't had any kind of "birds and bees" talk with his 6TH GRADER (yes, 6th--the 5th grade's over now) yet.

I guess the teacher was accidentally doing a public service by forcing these retard parents to ACTUALLY TALK TO THEIR KIDS about sex!

How many of those kids do you wanna bet would never have gotten "the talk" if it hadn't been for this dvd slip-up? I know most people i know had to learn everything from other kids at school, porn, the Internet...

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@West Coast Secessionist: "I like how the kid hadn't had..." was supposed to be "I like how the parent they interviewed hadn't had..."

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I want to see the video. I agree with the first poster on the SFGATE site, "without pictures this story is worthless".

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I just want to know what software she did it with... I'm assuming not the newer versions of iMovie that are so thumbnail-happy.....

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@Trai_Dep: Let alone the horrible psychological effects of seeing 14 midget clowns!!


The horror!!

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Just one more reason why you shouldn't tape yourself having sex!

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This is hilarious!!