Shopping tip: If a strange man asks you to try on some shoes "for his wife," say "NO." [Mail-Tribune]
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Way back when I was in jr high (decades ago), there was a special assembly in school for the girls; the principal and several police detectives warned us that there was someone like this roaming around the neighborhood, offering teen girls $20 to smell their feet. My friends and I were utterly confused about this. It seemed so weird! Still does. But it looks like it's something persistant.
I think it has something to do with boots as a sign of authority and dominance. Something like that.
If I were a girl in jr high I would have taken that not as a warning, but as an income source.
I guess that's why guys aren't girls.
@dohtem: I agree but it'd likely never happen. These people count on the startle effect - we live quite safe lives, generally, and when something unexpected and unpleasant happens, we freeze. The brain is overloaded with "this can't really be happening" messages. One of the first things taught in self-defense classes is getting past that freeze so you can take back control.
Muggers and, apparently, foot freaks count on that. I'm glad she had the presence of mind to yell for help - and there was someone there to answer. If her sister happened to have an aluminum baseball bat in her purse, it would have been a nice bonus, no?
@Julius Seizure. (the CANUCK one): I jump when I'm startled, so I probably would have kicked him, in a flailing ineffectual sort of way.
I suppose he's lucky she isn't as twitchy as me. :)
OMG (I rarely use the phrase except when most appropriate) - this totally happened to me at Wal-Mart. Weird middle-age guy with speech impediment possibly walking impairment (probably a show) asked me to try on a pair of shoes because I look like his wife's size.
My immediate thought:
Dude, NO chick would marry you. Sorry but it's the truth.
My immediate action:
Muttered some ridiculously complicated but quickly-spoken reply as I got the eff away from him.
After thinking about it, I regretted not shouting about it and pointing and calling him out. I've decided that if this happens a next time (ugh but possibly) I'm definitely going to do that.
@Julius Seizure. (the CANUCK one): Exactly! Luckily I wasn't so naieve but I do totally regret not taking a more assertive/kickass approach such as using the powers of the crowd of Wal-Mart shoppers around me.
@Rectilinear Propagation: I think recipient of the foot devotions is usually just humoring the devotee.
@morlo: But a consenting adult who'll put up with you has still got to be better than skulking around shoe stores.
@kabuk1: Ah, another kabuk1-ism.
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