If she were Gwyneth's baby, her name would be "Ms. Apple Bottom."

Apparently this waitress is very proud of the new body her Pilates workouts have given her.

@hungryhomer:

Or her male co-workers are appreciative of it.

She's a Ms? With that Booty? Astonishing.

I dunno about the first name, but Booty is a real last name.

maybe it's just one of madonna's new adopted children. her date of birth is rather recent...

i dunno...im thinking bravo sierra...phone number disconnected, could not find a restaurant at that address (except for Santos Party House - not really a restaurant)....

I too am a rather engorged fan of the effects of successful Pilates implementations

@DannyJD: Yeah, it's from Santos Party House. I clipped off that part of the receipt.

@DannyJD: No one mentioned a restaurant, just "a receipt from a night out".

"Pilates booty" conjures up images of pancake ass, i.e.: slender and nothing to brag about.

@DannyJD: you actually called? and googled the place? Do you do this with all consumerist stories?

I am not sure if this is weird or you should be offered a job as fact checker.

@Tmoney02: indeed i did call. and i am entertaining offers as a fact checker/internet sleuth/online stalker.

The place screwed up. She wanted to be "My Pirate's Booty."

@Chris Walters:

Chris, either you've been had or this is the man himself, Andrew WK, submitting receipts from his club. Andrew WK owns Santo's Party House [en.wikipedia.org] , and Andrew W. is on the receipt. Am I reading a little too much into this?

I found you Ms. New Booty....

@ClockOnTheStove: Or that she's a certain kind of pirate.

Go back the same restaurant and take her picture. Post it here. We'll decide as a group whether she's worthy of the name.

Ask for her by name.

@katstermonster: And her middle name would be 'Jeans and the Boots With the Fur'

@ugadawg: And here I was thinking that song would NEVER be relevant...

@inspector_fenwick: Well, his last name doesn't start with a K, and he was sending it from a corporate email address down in Wall Street. It may very well be a con but it's not a very interesting one if it is.

@DannyJD: So you could consider this a legitimate Booty call.

@inspector_fenwick: Nice pick up, inspector.

I suspect that they submitted this for free advertising but luckily Chris did crop out the business name. Now we may have a pointless story, but at least it doesn't contain an advertisement for the business in question.

@Don_Thate: But now Gwyneth has to find a baby daddy with the last name "The Whole Club Was Looking at Her"

Santos Party House?

At the place I work, we call this one kid "sparkle pony" (dont ask). I changed his name to that on our seating computer, where it shows all the server sections (customers dont get to see this), but not on the Micros computer, which prints the receipts for this very reason..

@t0ph:
Sorry dude- first rule of Conversation is that you can't throw out bait like that and not follow up.

soooooo... Why'd you call him Sparkle Pony?

@cash_da_pibble: He is just a very nice and idealistic kind of kid who goes outside to look for rainbows after it rains...Nothing wrong with that, he is not all cynical and jaded as I am, but I do need to make fun of it. So for some reason, Sparkle Pony came to mind. Makes no sense but we all laugh.

@Chris Walters:

Dang. Ah well, it's less of a con and more of a "hey, lookit, it's Andrew WK's restaurant with someone named Andrew on the receipt!". This should keep the Steev Dave conspiracy theorists going for a little while.

@G.O.B.: Come on!: Which is NOT booty.

Booty is usually rotund with a jelly-like wiggle.

@t0ph: Sounds like Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock.

@DannyJD: No need to fact check. Everything on the Internet is TRUE.

@Rachacha: good because I forwarded that Microsoft email to all of my friends, family and co-workers back in 2004...

still waiting on that check from Bill Gates, though I'm sure its coming.

@Nakko: If you really think that's a real name, would you be interested in some acai berry juice?

@DannyJD: That's nothing...I'm related to a Nigerian PRINCE.

@Smashville: John David Booty (who I personally hate but only because as a Bruin I am legally required to) does not appreciate snark about his last name.

@Dabby: Clearly she is the sister of New. You know, the namesake of the Bubba Sparxxxxxxxx song.

@dohtem: hahaha that's exactly who I was picturing...

@Smashville: You may be surprised at the awesome names out there, like Uranus Golden, Crystal Metheny, and Tiger Woods.

There's more at [nameoftheyear.blogspot.com]

When I was a server in college, the computer at our restaurant let us input whatever name you wanted (I was Mr. White-huge Resevoir Dogs fan).

My favorite fake name was Caress Cox.

Not a single reference to Buckaroo Banzai! Suddenly I feel like the lone geek in the crowd.

When my friend worked at a restaurant, the servers would change their names on the receipt all the time to unusual things. Like one Mr. Chris P. Bacon.

@KW802: It's pronounced Bootay.

And yes, I was surprised too.

When my sister was a server her and her co-workers would have name theme days...so one day all the servers would have "redneck" names, or porn stars, what have you.

She said it always amazed her how few people ever noticed when their receipt listed their server as being "Big Bertha" or "Amanda Hugginkiss"

@CumaeanSibyl:

That's Bigbootay...

Still feel alone, KW802?

The address of the establishment is Santos Party house. Very trendy club in Manhattan. Went to see a friends band on a Tuesday night, cover was $14. Beers were $7. Place was packed with lots of underage looking people. Not a typical place by any means.

@Stonecutter: You were a server? Wow. Did you run NT, Unix, or Netware? :)

Sorry, I was overcome by the IT veteran in me ... !

@dohtem: I love Kenneth.

"Make sure you feed my birds but DON'T GO IN MY ROOM!"