*|POSITIVE_COMMENT|*

@mysterylodge:

*|NEGATIVE_BLAMING_REBUTTAL|*

*|BLAME_VICTIM|*

It was only just cute.. until "*|COMPASSION_WORD|*." The last paragraph did make me laugh.

That was really *|MODERN_YOUTHFUL_IDIOM|*.

@xtc46 - thinksmarter on twitter: *|Cll Fr Dsmvwlmnt|*

@junkmail: *|SOMETHING ABOUT DOING MAIL MERGES BY HAND|*

I don't understand why everyone up in arms after all, it was probably just a *|TECHNICAL_TERM|*.

Oh sure, you can bet Poll Everywhere is *|SNARKY_COMMENT|*!

Seriously, though, this is a good example of *|ACTUAL_NON-SNARKY_POINT|*

This post needs a *|Catpic_Witty_Caption|*.

I make my own *|COMPASSION_WORD|* at home. I don't know why anyone would buy it.

*|EXPRESSION_OF_ENJOYMENT|*

And an Internet meme is born *|GEEKY_SHORTHAND_EXPRESSION_OF_A_NERD_SMILING|*

Enjoying how there's not a single comment without a *|TECHNICAL_TERM_FOR_TEMPLATE_PARAMETER|*

@veg-o-matic:

*|DISMISSIVE_REMARK|*. I bet you also think that *|SOME_COOL_THING|* is cool.*|CONDESCENDING_REMARK|*.

*|VAGUE_RANDIAN_RANT|*.

@psm321: *|PLUS_ONE|*

*|INQUIRY_REGARDING_PACE_OF_NEWS_DAY|*

@MostlyHarmless: *|SHOULD_HAVE_PROTECTED_PERSONAL_INFO_AND_NOT_BEEN_ ON_MAILING_LIST_IN_FIRST_PLACE_ADMONISHMENT|*

@madanthony: Look, some people just have too much *|MODERN_COMPLICATION|* in their life and not everyone has to make *|COMPASSION_WORD|* by hand if they can afford to shop at *|ROTTEN_STORE|*!

@Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): *|SNEERING_COMMENT_AT_SOMEONE_WHO_THINKS_TOWELS_ARE_EVIL|*

*|COMMENT_INDICATING_THAT_PREVIOUS_COMMENTER_HAS_NO_IDEA_WHERE_HER_TOWEL_IS|*

*|STATEMENT_POINTING_OUT_USER_CAN_READ_OTHER_BLOGS|*

@MostlyHarmless:

I can't be the only that intimidately thought of this: [bash.org] (Possibly NSFW language)

@asplodzor: immediately, rather

I can has spellcheck?

*|DSMVWLD CMMNT*|

@Pixelantes Anonymous:
*|CONDESCENDING_REMARK|* *|LINK_TO_EXISTING_MEME|*

@zlionsfan: great. I can't even get my delimiters right. there goes that joke.

@asplodzor: You just had to *|EXPLETIVE|* break the combo, didnt you. *|DEROGATORY_TERM|*, *|QUESTIONING_OF_SEXUAL_PREFERENCES|*

@MostlyHarmless: *|DEMAND_TO_KNOW_LOCATION_OF_ROZ_VIS_A_VIS_VOWEL_REMOVAL|*

@Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): *|OBSCURE_AGREEMENT_PHRASE|*!

@*|COMMENTER_NAME_GOES_HERE|*: you had the best one yet!

I heart you, my "dsmvwld" friend!

*|COMMENT_THAT_ONLY_REPEATS_OPINIONS_OFFERED_EARLIER|*

*|INSIGHTFUL_COMMENT_THAT_WILL_BE_OVERLOOKED|*

*|COMMENT_ON_UNLIKELY_MEME_SOURCES|*

@MostlyHarmless: That was so *|AMOUNT_OF_YEARS_THAT_WILL_DATE_ME|*.

Robert');DROP TABLE Students;--

C-c-c-ombo breaker!

This is the only time, that I can remember offhand, that a post transformed its entire corresponding thread so humorously.

@WraithSama: ...and then you went and ruined it. Good job.

*|ENTHUSIASTIC_PROFANITY|*, this is the greatest thread in the history of threads.

@techgoddess: I must thank you for that.

@littlemisslondon: *|AGREEMENT|*

@Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): *|SLANG_IMPATIENCE_WORD|* this is so *|SLANG_DISDAINFUL_WORD|*. Just *|SIMILE_WORD|* *|X_LIBS_WORD|*!1one!1

@Englishee Teacher: I have to admit that I'm glad someone did. This was starting to feel just a little too much like high school AV club.

*|BELATED_AGREEMENT_WITH_EVERYONE|*

*|POST_IN_REPLY_TO_ANOTHER_UNRELATED_THREAD_BECAUSE_CONFUSING_EVERYONE|*

@davere: I'm obviously as good at this as Poll Everywhere. Sigh.

Too funny. The comments are the best. You guys are awesome.

(see- my madlibs work)

@techgoddess: Good old Bobby Tables.

XKCD ftw.

*|HED_'SPLODE|*

Nearly 20 years after my grandfather died we still get his mail. After crossing out his name and writing "deceased" we will get mail addressed to "Deceased or current resident."

@joshuadavis: I'm sorry, but I must try that with dirty words.

@xtc46 - thinksmarter on twitter: These first two made me laugh out loud. Obvious, but funny nonetheless.

@madanthony:
And if you can't afford to buy *|COMPASSION_WORD|* in cash,*|SELF_RIGHTEOUS_CREDIT_IS_EVIL_RANT|* !