Man Uses Geek Squad Badge To Impersonate Cop, Coerce Sex Out Of Prostitute
If a man says he's a police officer and flashes a badge at you, then tells you to have sex with him or he'll arrest you, make sure the badge doesn't say Geek Squad on it first. That's what a woman says happened to her in Parsippany, New Jersey last week.
The alleged victim told police that she had agreed to meet the suspect - Jay Mora, 25, of Newark - at the hotel to "engage in a sex-for-money transaction," according to the police report.
While in a room together, Mora allegedly passed off his Geek Squad ID as a State Police badge and told the woman he would release her without arrest if she agreed to have sex with him, police said. After they engaged in sexual acts, the suspect allegedly refused to leave the room, police said.
We had no idea that Geek Squad IDs looked that real, but we'll be sure to keep this in mind the next time we take a computer in for repair and are suddenly "arrested" and carted off to the employee bathroom. Fool me three times, shame on me, fool me four times, I know that's not a police badge now.
By the way, maybe Geek Squad should rethink its faux-crime fighting branding a little, or at least get rid of the badges and the creative police force names for everyone. Check out these descriptions of positions from the Geek Squad website.
Available Positions:
Store Agent positions:
* Counter Intelligence Agent (CIA)
* Deputy of Counter Intelligence (DCI)
* Store Service Manager (SSM)
Field Agent positions:
* Double Agent (DA)
* Certified Special Agent (CSA)
* Deputy Field Marshal (DFM)
It sounds like Jay just took the whole conceit one step further, then added a dirty cop twist. (Note that we have no idea whether he's actually a Geek Squad employee at this point.)
"Cops: Man posed as officer, flashed 'Geek Squad' badge to force sex" [Daily Record] (Thanks to Jeremiah!)
(Photo: zyphbear and bradleygee)
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Finally, a geek squadder who knows what to do with a floppy!
...well, at least they were up front this time, and she knew she was getting screwed...
I like the fact that the Geek Squad guy SUCCEEDED in his ruse, but then, after it was all over, didn't just high tail it out of there. I just picture him going 'Wow...so THAT'S what sex with an actual woman is like! I'm never leaving this room!"
geek squad screwed someone. whats the new story here?
So would that be rape or theft? <-- Same question Geek Squad customers must ask when they get their bill
Bad Geeks, Bad Geeks, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they impersonate you....
I didn't think Geek Squad guys were that smart! Hmmm.....maybe the woman was just that dumb.
Wow...Just wow.....
Wonder if she got the extended warranty with that package?
It's weird he didn't run away after they finished their nasty act and actually waited for the police to arrive, maybe he thought he could convince the police that his badge is really real
Man, he did one smart thing followed up by one stupid thing. Why would you refuse to leave the room?
As far as I know, the NJ State Police don't use badges, except for on their hat, which is a tringle. Much different than this:
You would think a woman of the night would know what badges the local constabulary uses. Upgrayedd is gonna be pissed.
How do you pawn a badge that has an orange and black "Geek Squad" logo as a state ID? She's as much to blame as the ass hat with the badge.
Exhibit A: [farm4.static.flickr.com]
Moral of the story.. Don't be a hooker?
How else are geeks going to get laid if they can't use their smarts for trickery? Hell, 99% of all hookups are under false pretenses. This guy just got giggy with it.
guess he used his hard drive to ram her motherboard.......
@savdavid: You may be right. Let's face it, he did think of the idea.
And one thing I'm wondering about is this: what kind of light package did he have on his car? 'cause I'm not going anywhere unless I see a full-blown Christmas tree flashing on it. Even an unmarked car has the lights in the grill. But ok, enough thinking.
@Cant_stop_the_rock: Oh right, because prostitutes sell their bodies so if someone rapes them it doesn't count!
For the record,
Geek Squad badges are made by the same company that makes police badges and supposedly that company makes the Geek Squad badges to the same quality as police badges.
That sucks, he put in all that work and got a virus!
Those Geek Squad Volkswagen Beetles can be intimidating.
Ha, ha! I think everyone at Geek Squad is a counter-intelligence agent! As in everything they do is counter to intelligence and is some cases they are just as smart as the counter they are working at.
@Cant_stop_the_rock:
sexual assault and impersonating a police officer it's in the article, so rape... That's federal pound me in the ass time.
@squinko - doesn't need firefighters: That's not true at all. It's harder to prove with a prostitute but raping one is still legally rape.
@squinko - doesn't need firefighters: Yeah, so technically they could also charge him with theft of services.
I'm trying not to laugh, because this isn't really funny but...I can't help it. Lol.
@ophmarketing: I dunno i know some geek squad members who give it up to the first douchebag that they meet.
Half the comments on this article are jokes, but I'm the only one who used the word "rape." Get over it.
@Trickery1: I'm sure theres no criminal statute against defacing the badge - some tape or something should do the trick
@Cant_stop_the_rock: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? George Carlin proved it's possible to make a rape joke funny. You did not.
@Cant_stop_the_rock: You're also the only one who cited that stupid 'can't rape a prostitute' argument, which has actually been used in courts, including as recently as 2007, when a judge actually refused to uphold sex assault charges in a case where a prostitute was gang raped at gunpoint.
Some of the other comments are in fairly bad taste, sure, but yours is special.
I wonder if he included the Monster Cables?
She sure isn't the brightest tool in the shed, but she certainly deserves to at least get paid for what she did. I hope that fucker gets a lot of jail time.
Downers Grove, IL Best Buy breakroom, 2:34pm: "So, I heard there was this guy at a New Jersey store who got laid once"
"You want a badge? I got your F***king badge right here!"
lol jersey owns
My biggest question is.. Did he install a anti-viral shield first?
Is THAT your hard drive?
most geeks do not get badges.
your average geek at a best buy store is a counter ops agent or a counter intelligence agent, neither of those get the big badges.
Deputy of Counter Intelligence (DCI) and Double Agents or higher get the big fancy badges.
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But did her computer get fixed?