Advice: If the Walmart employees tell you that you can’t drink alcohol while waiting to have your car serviced, don’t respond by ripping a telephone out of the wall. [Hernando Today via Fark]

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  1. lpranal says:

    Great. Well there go my plans for the evening.

    • mianne prays her parents outlive the TSA says:

      @lpranal: Perhaps you can try some variants:
      Get your vehicle serviced at Sears instead.
      Drink a margarita instead.
      and/or
      Topple a desk instead.

      Report back here with your experience. (or perhaps we’ll read about it in tomorrow’s newspaper?)

      • KyleOrton says:

        @mianne: $50 says Sears wouldn’t say anything. I bet you could wander their tools section with a 40 of malt liquor and get nothing but compliments.

  2. dragonfire81 says:

    could the police have been called on this one?

  3. tmed says:

    Hey, look, it’s rock bottom!

  4. Erskine says:

    Just because their new logo is an asshole doesn’t mean that you get to be one, too…

  5. Jessica O'Dowd says:

    Ahh, Walmart! You are hilarious, aren’t you? When I am having a bad day, Walmart’s hijinks always makes me smile

  6. golddog says:

    She’s kinda cute…I can’t see her ripping a phone out of the wall.

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  7. working class Zer0 says:

    I have to drink before I go into a WalMart. Never tried drinking while shopping though.