Advice: If the Walmart employees tell you that you can’t drink alcohol while waiting to have your car serviced, don’t respond by ripping a telephone out of the wall. [Hernando Today via Fark]
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Great. Well there go my plans for the evening.
@lpranal: Perhaps you can try some variants:
Get your vehicle serviced at Sears instead.
Drink a margarita instead.
and/or
Topple a desk instead.
Report back here with your experience. (or perhaps we’ll read about it in tomorrow’s newspaper?)
@mianne: $50 says Sears wouldn’t say anything. I bet you could wander their tools section with a 40 of malt liquor and get nothing but compliments.
could the police have been called on this one?
@dragonfire81: Sure, but someone ripped the phone out of the wall!
Hey, look, it’s rock bottom!
Just because their new logo is an asshole doesn’t mean that you get to be one, too…
@Erskine: You owe me a new keyboard and monitor.. Thank you.. That was beautiful..
Ahh, Walmart! You are hilarious, aren’t you? When I am having a bad day, Walmart’s hijinks always makes me smile
She’s kinda cute…I can’t see her ripping a phone out of the wall.
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@golddog: Maybe something like this happened…
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I have to drink before I go into a WalMart. Never tried drinking while shopping though.