Kmart Prices For The Apocalypse Today
Reader James assures us that this is not the normal price for a couple medium-sized propane cylinders, and wonders if Kmart knows something he doesn't.
James says:
Pandemic pricing?
Yep, start hoarding antibiotics, birth control and contact lenses. We're doomed.
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@jklug80: Yeah man I dang ol' tell ya what...Did one of them snipe hunts last night man with them sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo-loo! ... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler.
@Riff-Raff: The new world currency will be snack cakes. And I'm holding all the Twinkies, my friend.
@b.k.: I propose the new currency be Christmas tinsel. I have a box full of the stuff in my closet. I'm rich!
Meg, an honest question. If the Apocalypse is coming, why would you stock up on birth control? IIRC, antibiotics can nullify birth control, and if a lot of the population dies off, don't we want to start building it up again? Otherwise we'll end up like the Mariposans, when we should be doing things like the Bringloidi.
@Tim Henson Queers Me _GitEmSteveDave: and if a lot of the population dies off, don't we want to start building it up again?
No.
@Dan Grossberg: You shoot them and they explode in a ball of fire.
Either that or you run small portable camping grills with them.
@BaileyNootrac: Waaaaay too much.
These cannisters are for camp stoves. The ones for grills are larger, hold about four gallons, and are refillable for less than a quarter of that.
These usually run 2 for $5.00. Those are two packs, so the price is probably $4.99.
And these are used for little hibachis, camping stoves and lanterns, and the eponymous propane torch. We go through these things all the time at my house, for a "garden torch" that burns weeds, where we don't want to use herbicide and pulling them is impractical, like between patio stones.
@John: These are the bigger bottles, the step between the little latern ones and the one for your grill.
@jklug80, @Tim Henson Queers Me _GitEmSteveDave, @mangelo, @ScarletsWalk: Sometimes I wish I could hug the Internet.
@BaileyNootrac: Yea, it's like 10x overpriced. I imagine it was supposed to be priced at $4.99. I usually use these for camping stuff like small heaters or stoves.
I hope you are joking. Propane is an exceptionally clean-burning fuel, and I'm sure the environmental harm incurred in a few seconds of running a torch to kill a weed is far less than would be incurred by an equivalent use of herbicides.
@Tim Henson Queers Me _GitEmSteveDave:
Think in the short term- a lot of people have sex when they're faced with an emergency/tragedy situation. People get busy after funerals when they are sad, and during hurricanes when they're scared.
Now think long term. If the zombies are chasing you, do you really want to be preggers???
Best to wait for good times (eg the end of WWII) and in the meanwhile put the planned parenthood/ob gyn on your list of places to loot.
Probably the same as mine. My kmart is bad about changing the price for the next thing that goes onto the shelf while the old stuff is still on there and vice versa. I've gotten into it with them several times over it. Need to start taking pictures and sending it to the city or their corporate because they refuse to honer the price even if its still up.


















What has this world come to when we can no longer afford propane and propane accessories. I want to taste the meat NOT the heat!