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It looks like greeting cards are another thing we're cutting back on lately; American Greetings has announced that sales fell 14 percent in the last quarter. [Associated Press]

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They should start making cards dealing with the recession and then their business would be booming!

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@Thaddeus:

Sorry You Got Shitcanned

Happy Eviction!

Get Insurance (and then get well) soon!

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Maybe they would get more business if they started making cards that actually attempted to reflect the realities of modern relationships. Sorry, Hallmark et al., but my father is *not* the crude burly barrel-chested sports-loving amateur mechanic pictured on all of your Dad-related cards. Nor does my mother much care for sassy pink hearts outlining some banal sweeping generalization about how much she and I share with each other.

I've long since thought that greeting card companies should do away with the entire model of pre-printed emotions. Instead of having four rows of cards that all fail to say what *I* want to say, why not have a single kiosk that lets me quickly design and print the card I want? Let me choose from a database of cover images (including photographs, cartoons, and pseudo-paintings), let me customize the text on both the cover page and the interior, then print it out on high-quality cardstock, pre-folded, with your company logo on the back as always.

Until you do that, you'll keep losing my business to Kinko's.

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I am unsure why they think a card, regardless of its sentiments, should be $4.99 plus tax. Look inward, American Greetings.

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@Secret Agent Man: Don't forget "Congratulations on your bailout!"

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@Lokys: The only problem with that is you now have cards that could say anything and bear the Hallmark logo. When I was in college, we got a friend who went home for spring break a cake that said "Go back to Arizona". I could come up with far more inappropraite things to put on a card.

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Maybe they would make more money if the cards weren't so expensive.

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I've stopped sending regular greeting cards and use someecards.com instead. Regular greeting cards are just not funny enough, especially Mother's Day cards. Hey, Hallmark, my mom has a sense of humor!

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Greeting Cards are just stupid, maybe people realized that?

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Good riddance to greeting cards. Maybe next they will do away with the holidays. If we fail to spend this Christmas, will it go away? Probably not.....sigh.

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$3.95 to say 'Love you, Mom'?? No thanks. I can tell her in person FOR FREE.