Irony, thy name is FreeCreditReport.com!

I can't wait to see how they try to work that into an annoyingly catchy song

I've always wondered how they can advertise something like that, and not actually have it be free. Isn't that false advertising?

@Jessica Haas: Technically, the credit report *is* free. It's the Triple A enrollment that you're paying for. It's all about semantics.

The URL for FreeCreditReport.com must, to comply with the law, be changed to:

FreeCreditReportButNotTheFreeCreditReportProvidedForByFederalLaw.com

So, problem solved, for all but the most willful of the gullible

Someone should make the first valid and pro-consumer use of the ICANN UDRP and take over that website and point it to the real one.

Does Triple Advantage actually do anything remotely useful?

The URL for FreeCreditReport.com must, to comply with the law, be changed to:

FreeCreditReportButNotTheFreeCreditReportProvidedForByFederalLaw .com

So, problem solved, for all but the most willful of the gullible

"Tell your dad, tell your friends, tell your mom..."

This is not the free credit report provided for by Federal law... ...It's EVEN BETTER, now jam packed with FICO matter! Get yours "FREE" today!

First they took on the auto warranty robo callers, now this. Is Cash 4 Gold next? Please?

You've been a baad boy.. Momma spank!

*SLAP!*

@Jessica Haas: Because people are STUPID they market it as a "Free Report with ENROLLEMENT in Triple A."

Note well the symantics of ENROLLMENT versus PURCHASE which is what they do NOT say.

"Give me your money for no reason"? Wouldn't someone have to be either unconscious or clinically insane to do anything for "no reason"?

@bohemian: I'm still waiting for the FTC's website to recognize the word "spam" in the spellchecker attached to their online ... wait for it .... spam complaint form!

Got a screen capture of it here that's hilarious.

Couldn't they just solve this by renaming the Website:

FreeTrialCreditReportWithPoorCustomerServiceInThePhillipines.com ?

I Love IT! Screw the free(not)creditreport.com scammers.

Obi-wan Kenobi is working for the FTC?

This is not the free credit report you are looking for. You can go about your business. Move along, move along.

@TShK: Now in addition to "living in the basement at her mom & dad's" he & his posse will soon be looking for a new job as well.

@TShK:that was Exactly what I was thinking!

@Digitizer: I don't think even those examples would work: (a) the insane person surely does things for reasons (albeit bad ones); (b) the unconscious person can hardly be said to *do* anything at all -- he or she lacks agency. If you insist that the unconscious person still does things such as breathe, I would respond by saying that there are perfectly good reasons why he or she does them. These reasons would simply be biological and not psychological in nature. If you are inclined to bracket the biological/psychological distinction due to your reductionist proclivities, then my point applies with still more force: the unconscious person acts for reasons just as much as the conscious person does.

I used them once 3 years ago. Got the report and immediately sent a cancellation request via email. They responded the same day to confirm my account was cancelled.

I still think it's kinda wrong to do stuff they do because they know most of their revenue will come from people who don't pay attention to the fine print. So I think this requirement is a good thing.

I never understood the part of their ads that implies that because someone got their identity stolen they ended up working at the Crabby Patty or something. I know that there are jobs out there that require a credit check, but they are hardly all the good jobs in existence.

@shepd: "FICO" Matter +5

@Dr. Eirik: I was always confused by the one where the guy got married and then admits that he wouldn't have if he'd known her credit was bad.

1. How do you not know about your spouse's credit?
2. ReallY? You wouldn't marry her because of her credit rating?
3. Why are you complaining about being in her parent's basement while you're sitting there with a BAND singing that OBNOXOUS song?
4. If you're so upset about it, why is SHE doing YOUR laundry?

@AbsurdHero: It's a credit monitoring service. I can't comment on how good it is, but there is theoretically some value in it.

@TShK: I soooooo hate that farking song... I mute the TV at the first few notes.

I just saw a FreeCreditReport.com commercial with nothing different. When is this law gunna take into effect?

@oldgraygeek:
F-R-E-E that spells free!
But it's really not you see!

Whenever you see freecreditreport.com's ads, click on them! You're costing them money, and i can't imagine the credit report keywords are cheap to bid on. So you could be screwing them for a buck or two every time you click on them. As a bonus, some of that money obviously goes to the site you're on, so you're transferring money from the scummiest operation on earth to your favorite blogger/etc.

So get clicking!

@shepd: Heh, fico scores can only be had from myfico.com, equifax.com and transunioncs.com

@Allen Harkleroad: You know who is behind FCR?

WAIT for it..

Experian, one of the 'big three'.

@Dr. Eirik: I've always wondered the same thing!

@aheggs: Those things usually don't take effect right away. They probably have a few months to get it straight. The credit card companies get 9 months I think, so FCR.com probably gets a while.

I went to the .gov website to get my free report the other day. I selected Equifax (whom I usually use), and when it got to the screen where I should be able to give me my free report, it said there was an error with the information I had submitted, and they would have to mail me the report. I declined and went through their website and paid $15 for a report, using the same info I had given the .gov website. Seemed shifty to me.

@Dr. Eirik: Someone PLEASE explain the Ren. Faire to me! If you don't know your credit score, you'll be living in the dark ages?

@bohemian:

I see no reason for them to go after Cash4Gold, excepting that you don't get an estimate until after you've shipped the jewelry to them.

Other than that, it isn't any different from a pawn shop.

The credit score INDUSTRY is one of the cottage industries that grew out the credit card business . Now especially I think they are self perpetuating .

The credit card companies will react by making it tougher to get credit and will at least temporarily make your credit score more important than it is . That means more people needing access to their score to play the game .

@AbsurdHero: It constantly takes out $20 a month so you will not spend it on fast food, fatty.
It's a weight loss program!

@Crabby Cakes: I love the ren fest. I'll take my crappy credit and work/live there. You get swords and catipults.
What more do you need?

@xredgambit: A girlfriend with bad credit to change your armour.

The owner if Freecreditreport.com (Experian) should be barred from operating it and shut it down! Experian makes enough with cheating consumers with a gimmick like this. The name is NOT what it is and the ads are clearly aimed at people who don't know better.

It's sleezy no matter how you explain it and designed to trick people. SHUT IT DOWN FTC.

What's that sound? It...it sounds like wind being let out of sails.

@RStui: the irony of that particular ad is that it promotes identity theft. think about it: how would he have known her credit before they were married unless he ran it? that's right - by using her personal information to access her credit report. YAY IDENTITY THEFT!

@Bahnburner: "Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom."

@redskull:
Hahah.

@redskull: I'd tune in.

@Saboth: Were you not able to get it through Experian or TransUnion? I rarely check mine more than once a year but if I do, I just pick a different one. It works so you can check your report about every four months (in theory), though I've never tried it. I'd never pay for a report.

@Saboth: I've heard that from a few readers. Checking into it.