Bizarre Pet Products: Feces-Eating Prevention Pills
One of the problems with dog ownership* is having to reconcile the concepts of "best friend" and "eats her own poop." My late cocker spaniel, Lady, treated the front lawn as her personal snack bar, and was particularly fond of the gifts the local rabbits left there for her. I never realized that there were products designed specifically to stop this behavior.
The purpose is to deter stool-snacking with treatments that make it taste bad. Well, worse. The helpful note on the sale page for Dis-Taste says:
Product is to be administered to the dog whose feces are being eaten, NOT the dog who is eating the feces. Dis-Taste makes the feces taste bad to the offending dog, and thereby discourages him from eating them. In multiple dog households, where you are unsure which feces are being eaten, administer to all dogs.
Now if only I could have found a way to administer this stuff to all of the rabbits in a two-mile radius.
Dis-Taste [Drs. Foster and Smith]
For-Bid for Cats [Drs. Foster and Smith] (Hat tip to Rob.)
(Photo: Laura Northrup)
* - By which I mean the ownership of humans by dogs.
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Comments:
@Franklin Comes Alive!:
a local coyote expert said once that the modern dog food is so full nutrients that dog poop is like a powerbar for coyotes.
I think it had to do with it being partially digested, but still full of nutrients that were easily digested by the coyotes. Maybe there is something like that with the rabbits for the OP and the tiny dogs you are thinking of.
@Trai_Dep:
And that is good because..?
You don't embarrass your pets and at the same time, yourself? That's really all I can think of.
@desertdust: That's sometimes the case, but not always. Some dogs just like to eat poop.
And Iams isn't very good food, really. I think most varieties are in the one star category on dogfoodanalysis.com, right down there with Old Roy and stuff like that.
@downwithmonstercable: You wouldn't have given the dog anything to prevent that; you would have given the cat the pills to make its poop unattractive to the dog.
Ol' Scooter up there has an occasional hankering for poop and his cousin does the same thing. It's mostly a small dog thing and something you have to get over really quick if you're going to own small animals.
@Trai_Dep: Reason 10million that dogs are better than cats. Dogs let you play with them, like friends do. Cats play with you like they play with their food. With evil intent.
@Charlotte Rae's Web: And only old pet owner consumerists know that. People who never owned pets, or are just starting to deal with this have no idea.
@Trai_Dep:
To each his own, but i've never seen the appeal of having an animal that is trained to take a dump in a box in your bathroom. Cat people don't realize that their houses always smell faintly of urine, no matter how clean their place is.
I won't fully excuse dog people, because I've been hit by the 'wall-o-dog smell' in my time, but fully 100% of cat owner's homes smell of cats.
@silver-bolt: Didn't realize this was New Pet Owner Reports.
I get that Laura posted she didn't know about that but it's pretty common knowledge and there are lots of products. This is something that should be on a personal blog about things you didn't know, not a consumer site.
If we go with your thought, the site is going to post about things you should know about pets and life, it's gonna be overrun by junk posts and lose focus.
@silver-bolt: A better way to say what I think should have been done is that if this is what they really want to post they should have linked to other products, a FAQ or talked about how meat tenderizer can work, or about it being nutrition related (no idea). It just seems like that would be of more consumerist benefit than this which reads like a 'oh wierd, check this out' post. Peace.
@trujunglist: It's not the feather boas I mind as much as the thin lips that dogs have. If you can't wear lipstick when in a boa, what's the point?
@Secret Agent Man: To be fair, that's more the fault of the owner. If you're not cleaning at least once a day, you need to do better.
@silver-bolt: What's even more eerie is when your cat draws blood, then cleans it for you and you think, "How nurturing, how sweet!" until you see the predatory gleam in his eye as he tastes blood and likes it.
Happily, we're too big to take down and devour before our flesh goes rotten, so I guess us cat owners are safe. For now.
@Charlotte Rae's Web: Because some people, including the author of this article, had no idea a product like this existed.
I don't have a dog but this is good to know if I get one. I for one shudder whenever my GF's two dogs lick my face knowing that moments before they could have been ramming other dog's/other animals feces down their throats. Gross.
@H3ion: If your children are really that delicious, perhaps you should dress tham as monarch butterflies.
@Charlotte Rae's Web: I agree about the meat tenderizer, and I'm going to add that and other DIY solution info to the post.
However, I've had dogs for just about 20 years now, and I've never even heard of these products. Maybe it's because we never asked the vet about it, figuring it's just something that dogs do. Maybe it's because they're only well known in yuppie dog owner circles.
To me, this product is just as weird as Yogurt Pepsi, [consumerist.com] and was just an odd thing to post on a Friday afternoon. Your mileage evidently varies. That's great. If everyone on the site had the same consumer and life experiences, it would be incredibly boring.
I had a wiener dog that would go poke his head in the litter box and eat the cat's poo. I finally broke him of it when I covered it in red pepper (making sure the cat didn't go in there and get any on his butt). Dog stuck his head in, chomped up some poo, promptly spit it out, ran and hid behind the sofa and never went back for poo treats.
Is it wrong that the first thing that hit my mind was
"Hi, Billy Mays here for Dis-Taste, the most powerful fecal bitterant in the world. If you need to make dog $%# somehow taste worse, there is nothing more powerful than Dis-Taste! And if you act now, I'll double your order right now! But wait, I'm not done. Call in the next 5 minutes, and I'll throw in this handy Poop-Scooper! Just pay separate shipping!"
@pecan 3.14159265: Would you lick someone of whom you disapprove? My guess is that some bunny loves you.
@MPB: I have never heard of that. I thought roundworms migrated through the lungs. Besides 40+ children in america is not really a big number.


















I wonder how much testing they did on this product. And how they came up with it in the first place...