No More Erections In Love Land: China Demolishes Sex Theme Park Filled With Giant Statues Of Genitalia

Bad news for those of you planning a trip to “Love Land“, China’s first sex theme park: it’s been demolished before it could even open. Now the only giant balls the locals will see are government-administered wrecking balls.

Not sure if it was the massive statue of a penis, the rotating statue of a woman’s bottom, or the idea of sex workshops — but Chinese officials deemed the whole thing vulgar and misleading, and ordered its immediate demolition. Guess they were afraid that “if you build it, they will come”…?

If you still fancy a jaunt through an Asian sex park, try the original Loveland in Jeju, Korea.

China Love Land: Sex Theme Park Demolished Before Debut [Huffington Post]
(Photo: berbercarpet)

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  1. Radi0logy says:

    Vulgar I understand.
    Why, however, was it misleading?

  2. GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave says:

    Me thinks the Government was overcompensating for their own inadequacies, or was jealous.

  3. Kaellorian says:

    ::hurries to the supermarket to buy several bags of oranges and a new paring knife::

  4. bbagdan says:

    Just come on over to my place. It’s a sex theme park ALL NIGHT LONG. Boo yah!

    • chauncy that billups says:

      @bbagdan: Do you, by any chance, spend your days hanging out on a cruise ship or a club with Jon Lovitz and Tom Hanks?

    • Applekid ┬──┬ ノ( ã‚œ-゜ノ) says:

      @bbagdan: Sure beats my place. It’s like a sex-related Ripley’s Believe it or Not.

  5. Shoelace says:

    Didn’t the Chinese government have to approve the park to begin with? What changed?

    • Kaellorian says:

      @Shoelace: Pretty sure they heard “china” whenever the word “vagina” was mentioned.

      “A theme park dedicated to China, how to please China, and all that which may enter and exit China? Zang! You further our great cause, comrade!”

  6. almightytora says:

    I gotta go to Korea. XD

  7. sn1per420 says:

    Wow. That’s gotta be one of the best puns I’ve heard in a while.

  8. bluewyvern says:

    What a shame.

    And oh my god I want an orange right now.

  9. HogwartsAlum says:

    Check out the link to the Jeju, Korea park…look at the Online shop.

    Character Balls!
    [www.jejuloveland.com]
    And see the animated graphic in the upper left hand corner. I’m laughing so freaking hard right now.

  10. zyodei says:

    Well, you’ll just have to come and hang out with me here in Jeju..we have both Love Land AND a sex museum! It’s a pretty great island, I’ve never been happier in my life :-D

    Although, I have to be honest, the last couple of times I took a guest to Love Land I left feeling a bit queasy…maybe it is the hall of black spiky dildos?

  11. Skunky says:

    No worries here, where ever I am immediately becomes “Skunky’s Loveland.”

  12. Mark Swieca says:

    You must be at least this old to ride this! ;)