Bad news for those of you planning a trip to “Love Land“, China’s first sex theme park: it’s been demolished before it could even open. Now the only giant balls the locals will see are government-administered wrecking balls.
Not sure if it was the massive statue of a penis, the rotating statue of a woman’s bottom, or the idea of sex workshops — but Chinese officials deemed the whole thing vulgar and misleading, and ordered its immediate demolition. Guess they were afraid that “if you build it, they will come”…?
If you still fancy a jaunt through an Asian sex park, try the original Loveland in Jeju, Korea.
China Love Land: Sex Theme Park Demolished Before Debut [Huffington Post]
(Photo: berbercarpet)
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Vulgar I understand.
Why, however, was it misleading?
@Radi0logy: Because ‘parts’ aren’t that size in real life?
@bikeoid: I think if I ever saw a vaginal cavity that size I would run
@Radi0logy: How did you ever manage to get born?
Me thinks the Government was overcompensating for their own inadequacies, or was jealous.
::hurries to the supermarket to buy several bags of oranges and a new paring knife::
@Kaellorian: I don’t want to know what search terms they had to use to find that photo.
@RandomHookup: It was (hopefully?) just in the Consumerist Flickr pool.
@RandomHookup: /agree. I am disturbed.
@Oranges w/ Cheese: Well, for you, it’s a little too close to home.
@RandomHookup: Well, I was having an orange with dinner, but instead I’ll just curl up under my desk for a while.
@Kaellorian: Agree. +5 for that picture!
@RStui: Unnecessary and disturbing bonus: the flip side of orange-phallus-man will feature a dark, recessed, sans-stem anus. Win.
@Kaellorian: And the “rind man” fits perfectly into the newly created “pulp man” for interactive fun.
Just come on over to my place. It’s a sex theme park ALL NIGHT LONG. Boo yah!
@bbagdan: Do you, by any chance, spend your days hanging out on a cruise ship or a club with Jon Lovitz and Tom Hanks?
@bilups: I so heard Quagmire’s voice on the first post of this thread.
@bbagdan: Sure beats my place. It’s like a sex-related Ripley’s Believe it or Not.
Didn’t the Chinese government have to approve the park to begin with? What changed?
@Shoelace: Pretty sure they heard “china” whenever the word “vagina” was mentioned.
“A theme park dedicated to China, how to please China, and all that which may enter and exit China? Zang! You further our great cause, comrade!”
I gotta go to Korea. XD
Wow. That’s gotta be one of the best puns I’ve heard in a while.
What a shame.
And oh my god I want an orange right now.
Check out the link to the Jeju, Korea park…look at the Online shop.
Character Balls!
[www.jejuloveland.com]
And see the animated graphic in the upper left hand corner. I’m laughing so freaking hard right now.
Well, you’ll just have to come and hang out with me here in Jeju..we have both Love Land AND a sex museum! It’s a pretty great island, I’ve never been happier in my life
Although, I have to be honest, the last couple of times I took a guest to Love Land I left feeling a bit queasy…maybe it is the hall of black spiky dildos?
No worries here, where ever I am immediately becomes “Skunky’s Loveland.”
You must be at least this old to ride this!