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“Psst…Batista. Don’t look now, but I think Hannah Montana over there is checking you out.” (Thanks to Chris for sending this in.)
looks like Target to me.
Walmart would have NASCAR beach towels…
@tom2133: And anyone with an ounce of sense would never set foot in Walmart.
@I Love New Jersey:
Yeah, those look like Target price tags to me.
Besides, it it was Wal-Mart, the towel-mating would have already occurred, and there’d be a small litter of washcloths lying underneath…
@I Love New Jersey: Strange coming from someone who loves New Jersey.
@I Love New Jersey: or New Jersey…
@tom2133: Ooh, you’re right. I should know my discount store signage better.
Given the massive amount of merchandising of Hannah Montana products, she’s pretty much checking everything out. I like Hannah/Miley, but when they start making Del Monte Hannah Montana “Sweet Niblets” canned goods, that will be too much.
Legally, they’ve got to wait until she’s 18 to start marketing her sweet niblets.
@SacraBos: Hannah Montana T-Shirts, Hannah Montana Lunchboxes, Hannah Montana the Flamethrower!
@Keavy_Rain: The kids love this one, Hanna Montana, the doll!
…although you missed two “the” inclusions, I’ll still give you credit for the Spaceballs reference.
@YouDidWhatNow?: Hannah Montana, the flamethrower!
@SacraBos: I shit you not, they have Hannah Montana brand blackberries at my local Sprouts natural food store.
@SacraBos: She’s also trying to eliminate free speech with her support of the cyber bullying act. She’s part of the NWO!! ::glances around::
@Can’tReadEnglish_GitEmSteveDave: Hollywood or Wolfpac?
@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: Props for the old school WCW reference, that made me chuckle
@SacraBos: You would really dislike Japan then. All the famous anime shows have EVERYTHING you can think of merchandise-wise. I was a fan of Sailormoon, and actually bought Sailormoon tofu in the shape of hot dogs. It was gross.
Batista promptly demon-bombed Hannah, leading to a meltdown by Jim Ross, to…
“That…. that’s… THAT’S BILLY RAY CYRUS’S MUSIC! BILLY RAY! WITH A CHAIR! MAH GAWD KING!”
I totally read that in his voice.
Is it sad that I can identify who the other two wrestlers on the towel are, or it kinda looks like Hannah was in some sort of Star Trek transporter mishap with Triple H?
@BuddyGuyMontag: Not really; the sad thing is John Cena managed to overcome the odds and bang the hell of out Miley anyways.
Heh… somebody call the cops!
@TerribleDecade: Nah! She’s allowed to check him out. Now if the rolls were reversed, there might be grounds.
This is great. I’d love to see more silly/non-serious stuff like this on Consumerist, just as a nice break between all the identity theft and broken product stories. Although the comments section would get filled up with the crappy “why is this on Consumerist” whining that happens any time we have anything remotely off-topic on here.
We can never have anything nice.
@squinko: THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
I find it funny that you felt you needed to link to the Batista wiki but not to the Hannah Montana wiki.
@Who wants chowdah??: If you don’t know who Hannah Montana is, you’ve been hiding under a rock. Or you’re my husband. Either way, I’m insanely jealous. There are some things you can’t unsee.
@Who wants chowdah??: Though Hannah Montana does link to the hannah montana tag on consumerist. (Its the same color as the default text, so you wont see it unless you do a mouse-over).
Just dont ask me what i was doing with my mouse over her name.
@Who wants chowdah??: im gonna go ahead and guess that the vast readership of this blog isnt terribly familiar with batista, even though he could break them in half. most of them didnt see the weak ass (except just after the bell) 5 v 5 fight last night either and even fewer are super pumped to see him utterly dominate randy orton in a steel cage match in 2 weeks…
ahem… not that…uhm… not that i am or anything…
@Who wants chowdah??: I thought it said baRista… I thought starbucks had somehow invaded this post. upon further reading I still didn’t realize who the hell batista was. My son would be so ashamed.
who DOESN’T know who the crap hannah annoytanna is?
Thank you – Good to know I’m not the only one…
@Who wants chowdah??: It’s called “knowing your readership.” Also, I didn’t know who he was, so I had to look him up anyway.
@Laura Northrup: I said I found it funny. Not appalling. Quirky funny, not “ha ha” funny.
Shes looking to have some little hannah batistas running around.
We should be thankful she’s glancing up and not down.
@RandomHookup: Yeah, but if you can envision where her (not shown) left hand happens to be the way it’s situated….
(without vomiting of course)
On another note, is anyone profoundly uncomfortable with the idea that people will be laying on top of those towels half-naked? Imagining that with either towel gives me the heebie-jeebies.
That is hilarious!
I saw one kinda like this on Failblog:
Scroll down to “Placement Fail”
@HogwartsAlum: Thank you for reminding me about the site. It’s another wonderful way to kill time. As a bicycle tourist, I especially loved the new helmet design as shown here:
LOL! Oh that is funny.
Yes, that site is hysterical. I can’t look at it at work because my office is too quiet.
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