Holy crap .. The Milk one made my day

@jonthomasdesigns: Ditto, I was laughing my ass off by the time someone complained it wouldn't hold a charge and he had trouble accessing his E-mail with it.

Wait. Amazon sells replica knives from Predator II and TV's Heroes? There's knives on Heroes?

@jonthomasdesigns: I think the woot! writers have a side hobby.

I forgot that I bought this ring last week and didn't review it. Thanks for the reminder Consumerist.

T@SpaceBatCowboy_GitEmSteveDave: They also sell sex toys! So after you buy her the ring, buy some sex toys cause you know that you're going to get some freaky monkey sex! I mean, she has to! You just spent $220,000.00 on a ring for her, the least she can do is give it up right? Amiright or amiright?

How about a nice jar of Uranium?

[www.amazon.com]

Put me down for two of them.

It must be a real deal!
They're taking such a loss on it that gift wrap isn't even available for it.

Also, I love that the review above uses Jeff Bezos' name multiple times.

Other fun things to do: Brows the wtf tag.

@jonthomasdesigns:
and when go to the above linked page, it says "1 new or used available from $2500 + shipping."

@Xkeeper: This will keep me entertained all day. Snakes on a Sudoku? WTF?

There is also a $710,000 necklace!
That will be just the ticket for my wife, Morgan Fairchild, as we tool around in our new Amazon Koenigsegg.

Pocket Change

@SpaceBatCowboy_GitEmSteveDave: Yes, there are knives on heroes. At first you think they're cool, but they tend to be over used, and never how they're prescribed. Then, when you think the knife has been lost or discarded, it mysteriously pops back up, this time for the good of the cast, but shifting allegiances more often than the cast switches wardrobes.

I always love the reviews for these kinds of things.

For that price, this ring better be as big as Mr. T's belt.

Oxymoron alert: "authentic reproduction"!!!!
Now I'm gonna go eat me some jumbo shrimp.

I don't know if any of you guys have seen this one - it is some dudes review of the book 'The Secret'. Brilliant!

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uh.. met at hot topic? SO they're going after the Vamps and Goths who have millions?

I'm so confused....

@Xkeeper:

Oh that is funny. I emailed that link to myself. I'll play with it when I get home tonight.

@Lameth: Waht a minute, I think you're confusing knives with the characters/cast.

@alarmpro: Comes in a pocket sized non-shielded "tin" can, so it can keep my privates warm!
I absolutely love this first comment from it:
Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!........-----cut----

@Skankingmike: Could have bought the plastic and glass version of that ring at HOT TOPIX!
$200,000 ring? You just gave her a way to have an affair with the pool-boy.... Juan. Run away with him, financing her romp on the wild side with that one ring. But hey, you will never know, not working those 4 jobs for the next 12 years to pay off the ring.
I "Juan" to thank you!

If my fiancé bought me that ring I would immediately call off the wedding since I'm apparently dating a dude with no concept of money management and gets all his ideas about impressing women from sitcoms.

I work in luxury transportation. It is incredibly depressing to know that a hideously expensive piece of jewelry on a silk pillow from Seattle to new york is neither the weirdest (though it might be close) nor the most expensive trip I've personally seen. (Even more depressing: Probably 75% of the people we book rides for are finance execs. And yes, they do things as bad as this in the current economy.)

Expect an onslaught of pubescent wiggers waving Mac10s from stolen Escalades arriving in Seattle: Amazon says the ring buyers' most purchased other item is "Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories"

@RandomZero: Well now I want to know what the weirdest and most expensive trip you've ever seen is..

@korybing: OK fine. But if it was in a Tiffany's box?

@bastion72: Have you ever bought a wedding ring for a woman?

@bastion72: @dangerp:

Wait a minute, has anyone actually looked at the product page for the gallon of milk? It's $2,500!!! But you can save $30 by signing up for the amazon.com rewards visa card...

@Kimaroo: hint: it involved Mescaline.

@korybing: Bingo... that is what my wife said... Ring... screw the ring get me a Harley, at least I can ride it too.

Don't forget: Mother's Day is May 10th!

@korybing: But you could probably return it and keep alllllll the money.

@Xkeeper: I am so buying this book. Good-bye, depression, hello... um... anus?

I looked up the gallon of milk, and lo and behold, it is really $2500! Doesn't Amazon have anyone check their site for mistakes?

Weirdest? well, a massively expensive piece of jewelry I can sort of understand getting the white glove treatment. Phones, glasses, and newspapers, all of which I've booked rides to courier? Not so much. especially not at about $100/hr, with a minimum of more than an hour.

Most expensive would probably be the guy who wanted to go across Europe and back. This would've been a two-day trip before accounting for rest stops, the meter running the entire time, plus lodgings and a very generous meal allotment for the chauffeur. (And our european affiliates are rather commonly $150+/hr.)

@SpaceBatCowboy_GitEmSteveDave: Yes, i get the reference, but it's worth noting I HAVE had passengers get rather upset when they find out after the fact that they have to pay to detail the car after smoking up in it.

I'll remind you that most of our clients are financial executives on business trips. Maybe you can see why I'm not so surprised at the current state of America's economy.

@alarmpro:

"Customers who bought this item also bought:

Futurama: Bender's Big Score

Art of Computer Programming by Donald Knuth

Forbidden Lego: Build the Models Your Parent Warned You Against!"

*whimper*

@dangerp: *runs to purchase*

@Lameth: FTW. Awesome. :)

@mizmoose: Mine isn't showing the Lego book, but I looked that one up and now totally want it. And the library has it so I can examine it from there first for free. Yay! So glad you mentioned it.

I swear to only use it for peaceful purposes. ;)

We already own all the Futurama DVDs, and I bet my husband has the computer programming book on his shelf. But I have no desire to buy uranium!

@HogwartsAlum:

Okay,I'm home and looking at this...I already found a ton of stuff I want! ;)

@SpaceBatCowboy_GitEmSteveDave: I think you're right!

I was actually drinking a glass of milk (sadly, not Tuscan) when I started reading the amazon reviews. The milk poem in the spirit of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" had me in tears!