Vince Tries To Sell ShamWow And SlapChop In Spanish
Vince takes the ShamWow to a whole new level, as he tries to sell his famous macroshammy in Spanish. Yes, Spanish, a language he is not fluent in, a fact that becomes abundantly clear in this video. You'll note there are far fewer shots of his face than in the original. However, he still has that exact same sideways grimace and contorted eyebrows thing going on. Must be something he perfected after long hours staring into a seedy hotel room mirror. UPDATE: And here's Vince trying to sell the SlapChop in Spanish!
(Thanks to Jorgen and GitEmSteveDave!)
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@Secret Agent Man: LOL... on the last Vince article yesterday, I made reference to *both* the Spanish language version, *and* the Cornballer! ;-)
@ekzachtly: No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
@me and the sysop:
Did it become your favorite just now, or after one of the previous 100 times it was posted?
@zerosum0101: forgive him for what?? he beat a hooker in response to her latching on to his lip with her teeth. I'd've cut that bitch if it happened to me!
@Ben Miner: Well, in clicking on the youtube clip, it was uploaded in October 2008, so I'm going to say, possibly before.
@BuildABearGroupMember_GitEmSteveDave:Beautiful isn't exactly the word that comes to mind when I see Vince Shlomi.
@Murph1908: yeah, it was almost funny the other day when everyone else said it. Now, it just seems like a 5 year-old repeating the same joke everyone else has been laughing at to see if he gets the same laughs.
@veg-o-matic: "No mas tuna aburrida.. tu vida esta mas exitante!"
hahahaha!!
That just about makes up for the lack of something like "te van a encantar mis nueces"
@enderx: Tounge. It was his tongue. And to be fair, she did call out Billy Mays name just moments before.
I was just getting ready to post something about Vince taking a page out of George Sr.'s playbook. Well done!
@ViperBorg - SpaceBat hates Facebook: @Trai_Dep:
I know, considering how Hip-Hop portrays women, you'd think they'd be up in...er...I thought I had a point.
@Airjoe:
I wonder if anyone can tell us if he still says "You're gonna love my nuts!"
He does not. But he does seem to think that chopped tuna and eggs makes ones life "more stimulating".. in the uh.. intimate sense.
No shit. I speak a little bit of spanish and listening to that I thought it was a joke. But if he was trying to make people laugh he did a hell of a job.



























this is my first chance to make the first comment on a post...
and legitimately i have nothing to say. there are no words.