Target Is Losing Its Mind
Taken with yesterday's sign denying its own existence, we are worried that Target, or at least its labelmakers, might be having some kind of existential crisis. You're freaking us out, Target. Thanks, Caitlin!

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I wonder if that's an 'official' sign. When I worked at Target, I made a sign that asked customers to 'please return Halloween masks to their hooks when finished' as I was tired of fixing these displays several times a day. The sign worked great!
The next day, a friend of mine tried the same thing, management caught him, and a warning was issued because the sign was not 'official.' Ahh the mundanes of retail...
@BlondeGrlz: Blasted not-a-basket basket. Last time I tugged on that thing I turned around to the other stack and pulled on ANOTHER bolted down basket.
I need to introduce Target to my not-a-stick-of-dynamite dynamite.
@UniComp: Isn't it a shame that people have to have a SIGN to tell them to do this?
I worked retail very briefly - couple of months - but that was enough to burn into my soul forever and ever: What the shopper messes up, some poor employee is going to have to *clean* up.
My son approached me in the grocery store once with something or another that he wanted; I said no, I'm not buying it, go put it back where you got it. A few minutes later, I noticed the same item he'd been holding, tossed on top of a display of lettuce or some such thing. I'm not sure which surprised him more, that I saw it and recognized it, or that I made him pick it up and go all the way across the store to put it back. (And this time I went with him to make sure.)
Every time I go into a "superstore" like Target or Walmart, I see people picking things up and then just shoving them back any old way on the shelf - or in some cases, just dropping them right on the floor! That's just inexcusable - and how sad that management prefers to have a hissyfit over an "unofficial" sign (assuming it's polite and grammatically correct) rather than help their employees maintain a clean, pleasant area.
@bibliophibian: That's nothing. When I worked as a grocery stocker we would find frozen foods and meats (I'm talking nice big steaks) stuffed behind things on the non-refrigerated plain old grocery shelves. Since we had no way of knowing how long it had been there the only thing we could do was put it with the rest of the spoiled foods to be thrown out with the trash after it was subtracted from inventory.
@omgwtflolbbqbye: Youre wrong. IT IS NOT a piece of paper. "This" is an English word. j/k
All the comments on each article are just too funny for me. Thanks to everyone who is participating on this site! And keep up the good work Consumerist!
@savdavid: Each basket is designed to hold another basket perfectly. Using the plastic from a basket in this way is cheaper to make since you already make baskets.
Yes, I used to work in Whole Foods and people would leave meat behind ALL THE TIME. Since most of the meat products are behind the counter, I imagine there was a bit of sticker shock once the meat was packaged and handed to the customer. I wish people would just refuse and say "No thanks" and the meat could be easily returned to the storage cooler, etc., but I guess that's a bit embarrassing.
So what did people do? They left $30-40 packages of meat in various isles so they could spoil.
Maybe if Target would do a better job of keeping these baskets stocked and ready for customers, they would not have to create dumb signs like these.
Also, does Target ever clean their baskets or shopping carts? They are like garbage pits -- will spilled food, dirt, and other junk in them ALL THE TIME.
@BlondeGrlz: Instead of laughing at the customers you could have refilled it with more baskets or called for someone to take care of it. The Target we used to go to always annoyed me. It was a two story store and the first floor was always out of baskets. But the second floor was always overflowing with baskets. And naturally all the things I needed were on the first floor.
@ken2148: At my Target the baskets are always neatly stacked by the "out" door. They never have any at the "in" door.
Rxram: "I've also seen 1 guy dragging the frame around the ...
Well, now, THAT's what I'd like a picture of, please.
Here is another nonsense sign you find in ALL Tarbutt stores: "CUSTOMER SERVICE"
After reading all the information about the "non-basket" I figured out the sign should have said "This is a basket, but it is PERMANENTLY attached to the display, so please don't try to lift it as it might cause damage to the display and/or the individual trying to lift it. It is to be used ONLY to hold other baskets."
If anyone knows how to contact Target corporate headquarters, please copy-and-past the PROPER sign info to them.




















There is no spoon..... err basket.