This is the best thing I've seen all hour.

Man, there are millions of people who can't even afford bandwidth and look at how we waste it!

Man, if the commercial was like this to begin with, I'd probably be way more interested in the product.

@ShirtNinja: I wouldn't call this a waste.

I would call this awesome.

It's so hard to take him seriously now. "One slap at a time!" And great remix.

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG! haha :P

I can't believe they were showing this guy and this infomercial just last week on t.v. I may be an old fart, but back in my day, any spokesperson or celebrity type that was caught in a nasty sex scandal would've had their commercials and whatnot pulled off the air. We live in different times!

@TheObserver: The Slap Chop isn't exactly a high quality product sold by a reputale company.

Wow, even got Nancy Pelosi in there at the end.

@GC: *reputable

@Wendy Sloan: You mean you took him seriously before this video?

This is kick ass!

That was epic. I love living in the future and I love the internet.

"You can't use this, it's worthless. Forget about it"

That made me crack up.

Is it wrong that I have this amazing remix looping in the background while I'm doing work?

Don't forget about the Billy Mays gangsta remix:

Auto-Tune has made the world such a better place.

@TheObserver: There's no such thing as bad publicity...anymore.

"You're gunna love my nuts"

Hilarious and actually good production value.

that's worth a chuckle. you might want to check out "jabooody dubs" youtube channel. it has some funny redubs of billy mays. I especially like their "big shitty sliders" one. In the turkey burger frame with all the funny-colored meat, they're like "Cat food? WHY NOT!"

This actually wants to make me buy one more than the original infomercial.

@DeeJayQueue: I'd have bought one in that case.

@darkrose: "The skin comes RIGHT off"

Great use of Auto-tune.

@TheObserver: Clinton lowered the standard considerably. You'd have to be caught in bed with a dead girl or live boy to get anyone's attention.

@MightyDwarf56:

That's always been my favorite part, where he throws it in the sink and it goes CLAAAAANNNGGGG!!

i love it

That was frigging awesome.

fantastic

I actually saw someone post this on Kotaku earlier today.

I'm an adult that reads about video games. I'm ashamed, but I admit it!

...and still no one bothered with the obligitory link to the best Slap Chop parody of all?

@Scuba Steve: I usually loath autotuner, but I barely dislike this!

I about lose it every time the clips from Breakin' are interspersed. Slap Chop Pop & Lock.

This was awesome, it was so catchy I'd put it on my iPod. Proof that with computer enhancement, anyone can make a hit song! Even you in your basement!

@cmdrsass: Dead boys are all good though.

I would have recorded this commercial if it was real. AWESOME!

This is easily within the top 10 Youtube videos of the year. Very catchy, and well edited!

Did he add extra "bling" to the veggies and slapchop in the video? Or was it originally that obnoxious? :-D

@cmdrsass: I see what you are doing there.

However, I'd like to point out that Hugh Grant and Marv Albert both had similar hobbies to Mr. Shamwow and predate the Clinton trial. You might as well blame them.

Thanks Consumerist, now I want to buy one :(

Hell yeah, awesome remix! Go Autotuning!

That was fanTAStic.

I can't stop watching this.

@christopherscott: I think his nuts had the bling.

That was much better than I expected. Best thing I've seen all day!

@Sunny Yeung: "So you'll never have trouble..claiming what's yours."

@cmdrsass: Yeah! Before Bill Clinton, this stuff never happened.

@Bluth_Cornballer: I know! I'm kinda craving it now.

Mmmm. Breakin'.
That movie is funny in just about every context.

@supercereal: In the words of Jeremy Clarkson; Yes. Very.