Reason enough to boycott this DB's products.

I can understand mug shots winding up on TSG or TMZ, but photos from the hospital? That seems a little too far, regardless of this idiot's character.

Do you think he used a shamwow to clean up the blood? I bet it picks up hooker blood like no one's business.

@skizsrodt: Beat me to it.

All other things being equal, I'm pretty sure that biting someone's tongue when they don't want you to is a poor idea.

I guess she didn't love his nuts.

@skizsrodt: "Have you ever had to clean up hooker blood and vomit from last night's party?! Paper towels ain't gonna do it!"

The hooker is in surprisingly good shape considering a panicced spokesman was wailing away at her.

Those photos looked rough... for both of them. I hope Vince still has a career after this!

Slap Chop!!!

@Yossarian: You're within easy reach, that's for sure. She would have been better off doing the old cash-n-dash.

@Yossarian: I've never had a hooker, but it's pretty common knowledge that you don't kiss hookers. Most of them don't allow it - too personal. My guess is that he kissed her, slipped a little tongue (definite no-no) and she bit him because he probably pissed her off somehow already. Not totally blaming Vince here but he should have known she wouldn't like it.

I wonder if the hotel cleaning staff will use the ShamWow to get all that blood cleaned up.

"You see that? The stain comes right up. This is made in Germany...they make good stuff!"

This is just so sad. It doesn't even feel funny. This guy has a very sad life.

@saya: Oh, I'm not saying he didn't breach some kind of protocol but, in retrospect, pulling her head back and/or saying "don't do that" would have been the superior choice. Even a bite might not have been beyond the pale, but biting and holding on? I think she might not do it again.

These photos are unreal. He seems to still have his tongue, though.

@saya: Don't drink and hire hookers :)

@Web Reacher: Not everyone who uses a professional is sad. I have friends who have been to them in the past just because its convienent and no strings. When I was stationed in Germany we would go to Amsterdam and partake of the wares in the red-light district and most of us were decent looking guys and in great shape. Of course there it was very professional no kissing and showers before and after...

Sorry, I'm missing the point of posting this on Consumerist.

Please don't flame me for questioning the OP'er, I'm just asking.

I'm sure there is a consumer-related concern, I'm just too dense to see it, maybe others share my confusion.

I'm still not getting his story. I mean, in order for someone to be biting your tongue, you'd have to be nose-to-nose with them. So how exactly did he manage to punch her in the face several times... all the while remaining nose-to-nose with her AND her somehow keeping hold of his tongue the whole time he's punching her? It doesn't seem physically possible, even if he's punching her somewhere besides her face (like her stomach, for instance), that she would have been able to hold on to his tongue the whole time. Or why she would. The punching would have to have begun AFTER she let go of his tongue.

He claims he kept punching her in the face to make her let go, and I just don't think it's possible. He kept punching her in the face *after* she let go because he was angry that she had done it, and he was drunk.

@AnxiousDemographic: Agreed. Bad Form.

Did he knocked her with the cellphone to make her let go?

See that? Hepatitis everywhere. Comes right up. You got that, camera guy?

@AnxiousDemographic: Because he's a spokesperson who's featured in marketing and advertising for a highly recognizable product...that people purchase...or consume...by consumers...who read consumerist.

SlapChop to the face?

@saya: By common knowledge, I assume you mean you saw it in Pretty Woman?

"Hey man is it cool if I slip in and take a few pictures that I'm going to distribute on the internet?"

@AnxiousDemographic: Vince is a rockstar of American Popular Consumerism - and isn't that what America is really all about?

@rpm773: Part of the police investigation, thus open to the public upon request, especially since all charges were dropped.

ShameWow.

Both handcuffed to their beds, of course.

@lulfas: YMMV

The grossest part of the whole series? The condoms by the pillow...

@KetchupCatsup_GitEmSteveDave: Or, considering we're talking about the self-promotional wizard that is Vince Offer, he signed a waiver. :P

They may use the Sham Wow to clean up the blood. But when it comes to cleaning the room, they need to go to Billy Mays!

You'll need either OxiClean or Ka-Boom to get the blood stains out of the fabric/furniture/walls. For picking up those used "propholactics", you'll need to use a Gopher Reaching tool so you don't have to touch them. To seal the evidence to prevent tampering, you can use the FoodSaver. As for ripped clothes or linens, there's always Mighty MendIt!

DAMN! Woooooow......

If no one was charged, then how is it that these images are in the public domain?

I'm also pretty confused why no one was charged -- an admitted hooker, an admitted john, two assault/batteries, damage to private property, and there's got to be drugs somewhere in that picture.

@Hoss:

Would something like that require that the victim press charges? Not sure...

@rpm773: TSG is an offshoot of CourtTV, so they are really good at getting police/court/etc reports.

@Hoss: Both were drunk and both committed assaults, so I'm guessing they declined charges. It's almost like in football when dueling penalties occur and cancel each other out.

As for why they are public domain, it's called the FOIA. It's the same reason why when I got a ticket for driving w/o insurance, I got ten letters from lawyers offering to represent me. TSG is a division of CourtTV, so they know what form to fill out.

@skizsrodt: If he's spending $20/month on paper towels to clean up hooker blood......

Somewhat off topic, but I have to wonder how this qualifies as a "consumer-related" issue.

@KetchupCatsup_GitEmSteveDave:

Actually.. in that case its because they saw your name on the court docket not FOIA..

I like the way he is trying to hide the handcuffs by covering them.

Even after all he went through and being arrested he still remembered to do that.

Almost like he's been through this before???

@Silviu Istrate: it's a Scientologist conspiracy.
the hooker (also a Scientologist) was asked by the Scientology elders to frame Vince

@saya: You Obviously never heard of the GFE (Girl Friend Experience). Kissing, Cuddling, Pillow Talk, BBBJ, etc. The Works.

There's your mildew.

@saya: I have read stories of working girls being forced to kiss johns who want that "romantic" experience when the girl isn't into it - forcing her face against his with the back of his hand. Not saying that's what happened here, but if someone forced me to get "romantic" and I felt threatened/angry, I just might take a bite myself.

It's a good thing that Sham Smack-Down only got his tongue bitten and no other appendage.

@MyPetFly: The question is, who's the victim? Sham Smack-Down or the hooker.

It just goes to show that it pays to follow the ex-Gov. Spitzer rule; spend a little more and get a better class of hooker.