next week free coronary bypass!

Besides, going to Denny's by yourself is a little depressing.

Hey!!

Free Buttpee! Who wants some?!

Hmm... That reminds me, I should break down and make pancakes next weekend... The only way to get decent American style pancakes in Norway is to make them yourself!

@jfielder23: over here.

Pfff, I go to Denny's by myself ALL the time! It's not depressing at all. Then again, my local Denny's ("Gay Denny's" aka "Jenny's", for anyone familiar with Phoeinx) is awesome, and I live less than a mile from there. I bring a book, eat, and chat with the servers. Good times, man.

I occasionally like to go to Denny's alone, order coffee and soup, and pretend I'm some sort of road-warrior. I just hate when they seat me in a table in the middle of everything, instead of in an out-of-the-way booth. The boyfriend has vowed never to set foot in a Denny's again, so I kind of have no choice when I want to slum it.

@nakedscience: PHOENIX. I can spell my own city!

Must agree about the going alone thing. In the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", the scene where he tries to go to the restaurant is what I always imagine would happen to me if I tried.

The Grand Slamwich is eggs, bacon and sausage on potato bread glazed with maple syrup. According to one website, it has 1,320 calories and 89 grams of fat.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@KeyboardPillow_GitEmSteveDave: Some of us love eating alone! I prefer it, in fact.

I hate Denny's, it's always slimy feeling and makes me feel like I need to wash my hands numerous times.

@TedSez: As an occasional treat, nothing wrong with that. Usually if I go to Denny's, it's my one big meal of the day, so I'll nosh on fruit the rest of the day, and I'll maybe eat a small bowl of creal before bed or something (I don't sleep well when I'm hungry).

@pb5000: Must have a lame Denny's. My Denny's is awesome. Always clean, always great service, always good food.

@TedSez: Dear Lord, that's disgusting. If the potato bread was wheat bread, I'm sure the calorie count would go down...if they used turkey bacon it might go down as well. I think it's the sausage and maple syrup that actually put it over.

Ugggh.

@TedSez: The link to the left from Consumer Reports says it also has mayonnaise on it. I just can't imagine putting mayo on my eggs, bacon, and sausage, gross!

@nakedscience: OMG I miss that Dennys :-(

@nakedscience: Wait, so your Denny's in Phoenix is a sort of gay hangout? You'd think that gays would have better taste than that, like maybe hitting a Tapas bar, or just any place that doesn't coat everything in Velveeta before serving it.

@pecan 3.14159265: You can almost always substitute the bread they use.

The maple syrup+sausage likely makes this AWESOME! (I love bacon and/or sausage+maple syrup lol.)

@theblackdog: Innit the best Denny's EVER? Some of the servers have been there FOREVER.

@ludwigk: It's actually a really nice Denny's, perhaps the busiest in the city. It's near a LOT of the gay clubs (in Central Phoenix), so at, say, 2am when they all close down, everyone goes to Jenny's. It's not so much a "gay hangout" as it is an "after hours hangout for most of the gays and drag queens" and many of the servers are gay.

Do a google search for "Gay Denny's" lol.

@theblackdog: My mom used to make me Egg Sammiches most Saturday mornings: Eggs, bacon, cheese, and mayo. YUM.

oh god now i want bacon.

@ludwigk: Not all gays are designer label wearing foodie snobs, unlike what the Bravo channel would like you to think. :-P

*goes back to swigging his beer while watching football*

@nakedscience: The next time I am in town visiting my parents, I will have to stop by there again, it has been a while.

@nakedscience: Perhaps I should consider trying it, it can't be much worse than the fact that I butter the bread before throwing a sandwich like that on the george foreman.

@theblackdog: And some gay's like football! *gasp* (I live really close to Rosco's, the Gay Sports Bar, and practically in between Padlock and Friend's ... and across the street from the park where PRIDE is always held haha....)

I used to live across the street from Jenny's and went there almost every Sunday to have eggs and coffee and chat with the old people (it's not ALWAYS full of gays!), and they know me there now.

I dunno, it's kind of nice going somewhere where the food is consistant and you feel comfortable. I can spend HOURS there reading or writing.

There is no such thing as a free Grand Slamwich.

Sweet, that Grand Slamich will surely clear up my constipation!

@theblackdog: If you like mayo, you probably will like it. It adds some tang. Goes well with the eggs. I mean, think of it as a BLT, except with eggs. :)

But what do I know, I like pouring honey over my McDonald's cheeseburgers (ONLY their cheeseburgers, for some reason) and dip my breakfast sandwiches in ketchup. Because I am odd. And like salt.

@TedSez: sounds like an all day meal to me

@Robert Reeves III: Get some apple juice to go along with it, and you'll do juuuuust fine.

Misleading title. This is not free. It's complimentary!

@nakedscience: Sadly, I don't, b/c I think people "know/think something" about me. I'm paranoid.

Looks like a heart attack on a plate, plus you have to get another one of their unhealthy offerings to get it.

@KeyboardPillow_GitEmSteveDave: Most people don't really care enough about other people to notice :P

@Frank Murphy: an occasional yummy sandwich is not going to give you a heart attack.

@nakedscience: That was kind of my first guess. I suppose I'd see the same thing if I went to the Denny's in the Castro at 2 am.

@theblackdog: I know, I know... but even the most beer-drinkingest, football-watchingest gays I know don't eat at Denny's. But I'm in NorCal where *everyone* is kind of a foodie snob.

It like all the free and semi-free food out there waited until I got on a diet and then BOOM free breakfast at Denny's, free pancakes at IHOP, free subs at Quiznos...

I hope EVERYONE is JUST SO HAPPY with their FREE FOOD. I sure hope NO ONE at all CHOKES on it.

Also, diets make me more evil and hateful. <3

@KeyboardPillow_GitEmSteveDave: oh see, that's when i just give them a knowing smile... and keep staring until they feel the need to look nervously away... and then leave. in a hurry. looking over their shoulder to make sure i'm not following them.

Woo hoo!! Free chumetz just in time for Passover. If I eat this, I'll have no problem going without for the next week.

Oh, I wish Lily Jang would go with me

@nakedscience: What about the grease laden thing you have to eat to get it?

@nakedscience: I wish I had a good Denny's near me, but I do have a most excellent IHOP. Service is always great, food is delicious, and prices are reasonable.

Plus IHOP has unlimited coffee for $3. Perfect thing to get you home after a long night of partying, or in my case, the drive home from a concert or late night of pwning noobs on Halo 3.

@catastrophegirl:

Ah ha ha! I hate eating alone; I'm going to try that next time someone stares at me.

@Robert Reeves III:
Eat a bowl of Cheerios before you go to bed. Works every time.

I would do this if 1)I could stand to get up that early and 2)I could find anyone else who could stand to get up that early to go with me.

Oh well! I can make the sandwich at home, I guess. A healthier version with wheat bread and no mayo!

@HogwartsAlum: "Before 2 p.m." is "early" for you? Hello, long-lost twin!

@dohtem:

My thought exactly.

Besides, going to Denny's by yourself is a little depressing.

Who little doggie, that comment is a little nasty.

Not all of us can eat every meal with family or friends and there are those who actually prefer to eat meals while they are alone.

Next time keep the unkind comments to yourself.