Carey Will Be Back Next Weekend
Our beloved weekend editor Carey is taking the weekend off. I have put on my Carey wig, my Carey vest, my Carey shoes, and my Carey clown nose and will be posting this weekend as a very poor substitute for Carey, while the weather outside is amazing. Here's a picture of how we probably all feel about this.
(Photo: tomsaint11)
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@Eyebrows McGee (on Twitter: LPetelle): REALLLY?! Aren't capybaras just the cheapest and easiest to care for animals outside of North America? I assume that's why even the worst zoos have a huge pen of them.
Don't be bringing that weak sauce back here.
@MooseOfReason: The reason that Carey's gone is for a sex-change operation?
Methinks that warrants a mention!
And, if one plants the lost parts, what kind of tree grows from it?
@MooseOfReason: What about Carey Elwes? Cary Grant!?
Those are the only two I can think of right now...







Have a great vacation, Carey!
Hope you discover a new pet to adopt and bring into the Consumerist menagerie. Capuchin monkeys, say.
Guitar-playing Capuchine monkeys.
Guitar-playing Capuchine monkeys with Elvis sideburns.