The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

@Corydon: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.

@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave:

You have a call on Line 5 from a Mr. Ham.

So all this time I could have been posting anonymously?

@snowburnt: That's what I'm wondering.

@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave:
Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.

@renegadebarista: Listen renegadebarista, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

@kpetree10: OK, give me Hamm on 5, hold the Marco.

Both zones are for the loading and unloading of passengers.

However, there is no stopping in either zone. Everybody loves a challenge, right?

(Sorry, I saw a different movie this weekend.)

@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave:
Oh really, SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!

@renegadebarista:
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again.

This is because I'm getting an abortion, isn't it?

"The white zone is for loading and unloading ONLY. If you gotta load, or if you gotta unload, you go to the white zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life."

-Joe's Garage (1979)

("Airplane!" came out in 1980)

@renegadebarista: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

@Cwicseolfor: While the movie came out then, I am sure it was written before then. Also, the movie spoofs the "Airport" series, and at the end of the announcer talk off, they go into abortion, which is pretty much taken from a Dean Martin conversation w/a stewardess in one of the movies.

I picked the wrong week to give up cigarettes...

Wait. There's an anonymous commenting system? You mean I've been living in mortal fear of disemvoweling for nothing?!

@snowburnt: Dang. You beat me to it. :(

I could post anonymously, sure, but why? I truly believe the rest of the world needs to know who is the guy behind those witty, insightful remarks I post.

Of course, I say that with a made-up site-specific username. I'm an idiot.

@Cwicseolfor:
This is the Central Scrutinizer... it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet.

MEGGG!! Look what you started!!!!

While he is at it, can you find out what is wrong with your spell check?

VLC logo? (not sure why they chose a cone but the orange cone is from Video Lan Client)

@LegoMan322: And what word is misspelled?

I'm having problems logging in and out. When I log in, the page goes blank and Firefox's page-is-loading indicator goes into action. I have to click the back button to get back to the page I was on when I logged in. Then when I log off, Consumerist doesn't say I'm logged off until I go to a different Consumerist page.

@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave: Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church, would you like to make a donation?

@SpongeSteveSquareDave_GitEmSteveDave: If there was a spell check the number would be zero. I do not have an exact. The past 2 weeks there are more mistakes on the consumerist than any other site I read. If you are really interested...check out the "112 money saving tips" article. That one should make you laugh.

@LegoMan322: They might if you e-mailed them about problems with the copy instead of complaining in the comments.

What anonymous commenting system?