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American Apparel Has Gone Too Far

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What is this, a DIY Suleman family? And do I have to pay more if I don't buy 5?

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Well, this sounds like a pretty good deal, but what is their return policy?

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Don't forget the hidden costs. They might seem like a good idea at the store, but then you have to feed them.

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@rockasocky: I just got a broken one, no returns without receipt and he ate my receipt!!!

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Can I get an extended warranty?

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AA fails to tell you about the ongoing maintenance cost and they all start malfunctioning after about 16 years. Then they won't take them back!

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I am wondering if they are willing to accept consignments??

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I'm gonna buy up all they have and sell them on ebay!

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What about all the attachments?

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It's tempting though. I thought I'd only ever want one or two, but how can I pass up buy 4, get one free? I'm a sucker for sales.

Love the Human Trafficking tag BTW.

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Wait- they're not Mini-USB? That means I'd have to buy a whole new set of charging cables. No deal.

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They'll sell out fast once word gets to Angelina Jolie and Madonna...

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@celticgina: Put them on layaway until they turn 30?

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@Canino: Like the saying goes, a free puppy is never free!

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Who's the wholesale distributor? The Octomom?

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I don't see them in the bin with all of those clothes in the way.

They must be near the bottom...

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I was there yesterday, and didn't buy anything. They're all Made in China, and for some reason, 95% of them are girls.

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@Jeremy82465: That's where they get you - watch out for the extended warranty upsell.

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Well, keep adoption open. It's a good way of having kids without having sex.

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if they're made by American Apparel, they'll just fall apart after the first time you wash them anyway

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Don't tell my wife about this!

Wonder if IKEA will offer a competing product with customizable parts.

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@Canino:

Also not machine washable.

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Sweet, cheap tax deductions!

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@bohemian: Nebraska would, up until a couple of months ago.

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Please God, nobody tell Octomom.... she'll go in a buy a dozen.

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@Canino: Yeah, I'd say theyre totally not worth the Tax Breaks or the Foster Care payments.

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@Coach Cal Is My Dream Weaver: I'd say the extended warranty is well worth it if you ant them to go to college. It can get real expensive real fast if you dont have the extended warranty.

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"Caution: Product is hot; please handle with care, especially when serving children." - Cup-o-Noodles

I know it's technically correct, but it always gives me a chuckle.

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Stock up now and give them as gifts?

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@MaytagRepairman: That's all good and well until someone doesn't put it together right. "Honey, what's this screw for?"

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This is where Octomom got hers...but she got the better deal at the time..... 8 for $20! What a bargain!!! LOL!!!

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@jc364: and who wants to reach into the bottom of the pile!?!?

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@MaytagRepairman: assorted baby parts, build your own for $5 or build 5 for $20, only at IKEA!

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Little girl says:"Mom, can we get one - PLLLEEEEEEEASE???????????"

Mom says: "No, I'll end up having to take care of it."

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It's much funner to make them from scratch rather than buying pre-made.

Also, I wonder if any other competitors will price match....

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To good of a deal to be brand new...must be factory defects, or maybe Fire station drop-offs!

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@rockasocky:

There goes my plans to sell my 2 kids and buy a Ferrari...

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@nataku83: I like to keep birth control open. It's a good way of having sex without having kids.

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Do they already know how to make wallets and handbags, or do I have to teach them?

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@tbonekatz: you know those things are just scams. You'll take it in because their motor skills aren't working right, the store will take them to the back, break their arm and say that you must have done that and now the warranty is void!

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Cashforkids.com has way better prices.

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@rockasocky: At least they don't sell you a used baby and claim that it's brand new.

You know, like somebody else.

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hmmm.... I wonder who you contact about being a supplier.

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@undefined: Definitely get the warranty on this one, the manufacturer's warranty doesn't cover as much.

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Do they have any more of those cute Asian ones? They are really in style right now...