Advice: Don't Have Group Sex In The Taco Bell Bathroom, Kids Might Walk In
The Taco Bell in South Bend, Indiana is installing "self-locking" doors after two young girls walked in on four people having sex in the bathroom. Public sex in this particular bathroom is apparently such a problem that they tried keeping the bathrooms locked — but too many customers complained about having to ask for a key.
"They saw two women servicing two men in the restroom," Robert Schumann says. "Eleven years old is still not old enough to learn about such things as that."
"My 11-year-old asked me, 'How come two women were coming out of the bathroom and why were two guys in there?' Melissa Schumann, the girls' mother, says. ‘And they were making funny noises.'"
In Taco Bell's official statement, they said they were going to put new locks on the doors.
"The safety of our customers is our number one priority, and although this is an isolated incident, we're having self-locking doors installed as a precautionary measure."
Guess you might want to check to make sure nothing weird is going on before you let your kids use public restrooms. Gross.
Young girls walk into four people having sex in restaurant bathroom [WNDU]
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I have never understood stories like this, mostly because -- if there's a place in the world less sexy than a public toilet, I'd be surprised. Seriously? You have NO OTHER options?
Man, those ladies sure are brave to be getting on their knees in a public bathroom anyway. I think awards for courage are in order! Either that or this particular TacoBell needs to be commended on the cleanliness of their bathrooms.
Really? They just had to do it in a fast food joint's bathroom. Couldn't they have done it in a car, or even a wooded area? Of course not!
Woo! Indiana FTW, I've been to this Taco Bell, but not for this activity, sadly.
@picardia: Let's not forget its a public toilet at a TACO BELL. Can you think of the horrible porcelain punishments that place has been through?
I once went to a Taco Bell in South Jersey while visiting my Ex in college. I found two condoms in the mens room, one in the urinal, and one in the trash on top. My brain stopped me at that point from trying to figure out why until I got my food and got out of there.
Ahh, this reminds me of high school.
@xAnarChisTx: You wouldn't want to know what can happen in, say, a Barnes and Noble bathroom.
I happened to work at a B&N whose men's room served for a time as a "meeting place" as well as a "self-service" area.
All those sexy magazines out in the open, can you blame anyone? Stuff and Maxim and Good Housekeeping. Tawdry place.
Good thing it wasn't the Deep South, else the kiddies would have been invited to join in.
@veg-o-matic: Oh man, don't get me started. I used to work for a Napa Auto Parts store, that had a machine shop installed on the side. The guys had their own bathroom, (Which, if you can imagine, was the dirtiest bathroom I have ever seen in my life, but had a really clean toilet!)
Anyways, they had a shower in the bathroom as well, and the shower had a huge cardboard box FILLED, and I mean to the brim, with porno mags. Man, I have never SEEN so many mags in my life!
@xAnarChisTx:
or just wear a skirt and do it at the movies its dark and nobody ever notices as long as you don't make any noise
I never saw anything that cool in a taco bell bathroom. One time I found some weed in a Wendy's bathroom, but it was soggy and on the ground so I wasn't going to touch it.
So wait, this happens in this bathroom so often that they need to keep it locked all day like a gas station bathroom? In what way is sex in a public restroom at all appealing?
@TheGuinnessTooth: You think it might be cool, but I'm betting that they weren't Chipendales dancers and Victoria's Secret models.
"Eleven years old is still not old enough to learn about such things as that."
If you managed to skip a grade, or had a late, this is the age at which they teach sex-ed (you would normally be 12). So, no, Mr. Schumann, you are incorrect. Or you need to start fighting the school system. One or the other.
South Bend...Notre Dame,,,Are these some of those supposed "good Catholics"?
@shepd: There's a fairly big difference between learning about sexual reporoduction, body changes, hormones, contraceptives, and sexual consequences vs. seeing an orgy in a fast food place.
This is why I am one of those freaks who opens doors with a wad of paper hand towels over my hand.
@TheGuinnessTooth: @TheGuinnessTooth: I once walked into a bathroom at Wendy's and there was a teen taking a dump into a Wendy's bag with another teen holding the bag in the middle of the bathroom in front of the sink.
@Penny Plastic: Oh me too! I just try to avoid fast-food bathrooms altogether if at all possible. Nothing good happens there.
@PETAKillsKittens_GitEmSteveDave:
The part I don't understand is why your brain didn't stop you from getting the food.
Sounds like a felony. I think the real problem here is the ineffective police force.
@shepd: Don't be ridiculous.
Learning about sex ed in a classroom and at home doesn't equal watching group sex at Taco Bell bathroom.
@Righteous:
You mean the ones that don't exist?
On another note, I once pulled into the local 7-11 for gas and two people were having sex in a car on the same pump I had pulled up to on the opposite side. When I came back out to the truck they had conveniently left their used condom where I could see it while I filled up. Talk about topping it off ;)
@veg-o-matic: I worked at a B&N once where staff had to remove sticky, manhandled copies of a magazine dedicated to elementary school aged cheerleaders.
Am I so old that nobody has made a Humpty Dance reference yet?
@Ratty: Yeah but if you don't teach your children about getting blowjobs in a taco bell stall with a couple friends, they're just going to learn it on the streets.
If you think it's gross that people are having sex in Taco Bell restrooms, you probably don't want to know what the approved usage is -- it's much grosser.
Stay classy, South Bend.
Crunchwraps : powerful aphrodesiacs. They're like the green M&M's of fast food.
@tomok97:
It must be the remix version -
I'm a freak
I likes the girls that get wacko
Got busy n' the bathroom o' the Bell to the Taco
@HiPwr: Apparently we are. We also don't have teeth by the rest of the stereotype.
Seriously though, we do have our fair share of jackasses. I don't know about child molesters being any more or less plentiful.
I'm moving to Indiana... another state qualifies as a 'run for the border'