Target's Continuing Descent Into Madness Affects Courtesy Phones, TVs

Target, we need to talk. No, sit down, Target. You’re among friends. You know that we care about you very much, which is why we’re concerned. Either you’re suffering from some serious mental problems, or you’ve decided that the laws of time, space, and reality no longer apply in your stores.

Eric found the sign at left at his local Target store. “Looks like someone was already helped today,” he wrote. “Have to try again some other time.”

In the meantime, Geoff found that his nearby Target store is using their own measuring system:

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