Go Straight To Jail, Do Not Pass Gas

Looks like somebody forgot his Subtle Butt!

Waco police were called to investigate possible life-threatening flatus activity at Clarion Inn hotel this week. A 35-year-old victim received stab wounds to the chest after his friend attacked him for allegedly inexcusable gaseousness in their shared room.

Perhaps his buddy was merely assisting with first aid, in the hopes that an open chest wound might help alleviate gas pressure? But for right now he’s in jail on an aggravated assault charge.

Something to think about when you’re choosing who to share a hotel room with.

Stabbing Followed Gas Passing [UPI]

(Photo: LucifersDoll)