TMZ has some photos of the ShamWow guy's alleged victim. Let's just say that the photos are really horrible looking. You've been warned. [TMZ]
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More like, ShamPOW!
You all saw this coming.
Warning: So not work appropriate!
It looks like Jeri Ryan became a crack whore and was punched in the face repeatedly.
Are you sure those aren't the before pictures?
So much for lunch.
Looks like he was testing her ability to soak soda up through a carpet?
I wonder if he told her "you're gunna love my nuts"
Well, what about pictures of Vince Offer/Shlomi's tounge? Just to be fair.
I'm not advocating what this douchebag did, but how is this woman a victim if she started it by biting his friggin' tongue?
Too bad Shamwow does not absorb bruises. Perhaps they can develop a new product:
Sham-Aid, and soaks up 500% of its own weight in blood & bruise!
@calquist:
yeah I know. Past picture number 2 for me is when I stopped looking, for fear that I would have the almighty IT/IS department critical hit me.
Stay classy, Vince.
I'm all for a broad definition of what a Consumerist post should be, but this is real a stretch. What editorial purpose does it serve to post a link to some other site's salacious pictures?
i mean seriously dude?!?! must you hit a woman that bad to get her off your d!ck?!?!
couldnt you just pulled her hair or maybe just 1 slap, not double wammy in the eyes and a few extra punches?!?!
this one goes in the Chris Brown file.
Yeah, I'm not one to advocate violence against a woman, but I do wonder what his tongue looks like. It's not like she just slapped him, she had his tongue. He went WAY too far, though, beyond just trying to get her off him, from what I can tell -- basically they both should be hit with assault charges.
really horrible as in...
!) photog quality?
2) comeliness of the person?
3) damage done?
Cause I'm thinking 1 & 2 are questionable...3 looks like it really hurt.
The one positive thing about this: I bet I wont have to see this guy's ugly mug yelling at me in commercials anymore. "Ya gonna love my nuts!"... ugh.
Billy Mays here for HookerBGone. You ever have a hooker bite the hell out of your tongue, and don't feel like you should pay her? Then you need HookerBGone.
It has the strength to tow this fully loaded SEMI TRUCK.
It looks like he deflated her right breast.
@zentex: Well, when taking photos for police reports, they usually don't bring you to the Sears Photo Center or Fashion Shots by Debb. They use whatever camera they have and take the photos.
ShamWow guy = Moe Syzlak
There were mugshot photos of her somewhere else on the web, can't recall where tho' ...
She's actually quite the hottie!
@JartMaster_GitEmSteveDave: yea i know, 3 choices seemed better than 2...since I was doing a list and all.
@1stMarDiv: She's a prostitute and they were both on drugs/drunk/don't remember. There's plenty of blame to go around, but its safe to say that this is all reprehensible and NONE of it should ever happen.
Oh well. That's what happens when you bite somebody's tongue. She's lucky to still be alive. Maybe the filthy whore should consider a new profession.
It's so horrible. Both those pictures just look like misery to me. :(
@farker: If you question the content, there are e-mail addresses to the right of your screen, you know. It ain't rocket science.
I bet she don't do that again.
'The Smoking Gun' website writeup on this included mugshots of both of these folks.
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Looks like both of them got banged up a bit and if someone were biting on my tongue I think I'd be whaling on her pretty hard until she let go.
And no, I don't see how this is a Consumerist story either...
Looks like Vince didn't want to be one-up'd by Chris Brown...
(And if she was biting his tongue and didn't let go [AND HE called the cops] then she deserved it.)
@AbsoluteIrrelevance: "Let's just say that the photos are really horrible looking. You've been warned."
Is that REALLY not enough warning? REALLY??
Well, I took that as she was just really beat up. I was not expecting the boobies in picture 3.
Anyhoo, now I know what they mean when they say, "You've been warned". :P
Well it's finally been confirmed, the real reason why "we can't do this all day" has been solved.
Was he wearing his headset when performing this act?
@trunkwontopen: What's the famous Charlie Sheen quote -- ?
"I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to leave!"
Hrmmm. How come the mug shots of them (in the previous post) have no bruises whatsoever on her? Suddenly these pop up making her look like a zombie on a bender. I'm calling shenanigans.
I really wish I had not clicked that.
It was self defense. This whole case sounds like a woman who purposely provoked a guy she thinks has enough money that makes him worth suing. Sadly our courts may even let her win, the police did originally charge them both despite the evidence of self defense.
@ceez: Dude, you know how pissed you get when you bite your tongue? Think about someone else doing it. I would have torn at least one arm off.
All I can say is "Sham'Ow!" Looks like Ripley in Alien 3 after the ship crash into the planet.
And to think, I only slightly hated the Shamwow guy before.