ShamWow Guy Arrested For Beating Up Prostitute
Slap chop to the face! Vince Shlomi, aka the ShamWow Guy, aka You're Gonna Love My Nuts, was "arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room," reports the Smoking Gun.
Shlomi says the prostitute bit his tongue while kissing him, so he had to punch her to get her to let go. We guess that's one of those things you learn in the real world, like how to survive a bear attack or how to fend off a shark. The police, however, say both of them were drunk, which sounds even more believable. The website reports that prosecutors decided not to file formal charges against either party this month.
"ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust" [The Smoking Gun] (Thanks to Maya!)
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oh that's some fine comedy right there. It's like when the "Dude, you're getting a Dell" guy got busted for pot....but better.
The Snuggie Guy would never do something like this
Reget: the only thing Shamwow can't soak up.
@EdithHeadsChignon: And Billy Mays would never let us down either.
On another note -- the reply button works!
She didden't , Love his nuts ?
So wait, did she love his nuts, or just slap chop them?
The website reports that prosecutors decided not to file formal charges against either party this month....but he's out the grand (!) he claims he gave her, and she said something about suing him.
A month ago? I thought we were gonna do this in Real Time! (que APPLAUSE sign on the set of the Jimmy Fallon show...)
I always thought this guy looked like he was into sketchy shit. Yay me!
"Shlomi says the prostitute bit his tongue while kissing him, so he had to punch her to get her to let go."
More like Chop Slap, amirite?!?!
Wow did he go on a meth binging spree in the last couple of months?
couldnt he just hit her the shamwow instead?!
this way it would of soaked up the blood in real time!
LOL....TRUE comedy right there...this couldnt be scripted!!!
How good is the ShamWow at mopping up blood?
Hilarious that they both have hospital gowns on for the mugshots.
Why does this not surprise me?
Actually he paid her and started kissing her, that's when she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go. Then he started punching her in the face.
It says Vince is 44 years old and the mug shot doesnt look like the ShamWow guy at all. Is this really accurate? Vince is 44 years old??
Sham-Wow? More like Sham-OW!
/only took me a minute to be that clever
Well I still support his fight against scientology.
Billy Mays has to kill a child to beat this.
"Are you following me camera guy?" Jackass. Billy Mays, you're next to enter "the hall of shame." I can't stand this annoying infomercials clowns. And, it's a huge list.
She probably knew he was the shamwow guy and bit his lip so she could sue him for all he's got, bitch. I still love you Vice Offer! Fight that Scientology!!
I just gotta know....
Was she hot?
Nice.
"You're Gonna Love My Nuts"
That's probably what he said before the event.
That's what you get for kissing a hooker. Or trying to.
Nice career while it lasted, dude.
The jokes write themselves with this one.
"prosecutors decided not to file formal charges against either party this month."
Isn't prostitution illegal? Are we not arresting people for that anymore? And what's with "this month", are they going to wait until April 1st and say "April Fools! We actually ARE going to charge you after all! TeeHee!"
"Does this ShamWow smell like chloroform to you?"
@krispykrink: For some reason, TSG's mugshots of her are from previous arrests, one in 2005 and the other in 2008.
I guess she didn't like his nuts.
@LastVigilante: I guess to convict someone of prostitution (be it the hooker or the john), it takes more than a statement given to police. As for the assault and battery, maybe the prosecutors felt it was mutual combat.
And I guess they mean this month as opposed to last month, when the incident and arrests took place.
@Hyman Decent: Definitely, but without them she looks like someone you would buy meth or heroin from.
It happened in Florida? Man, what happened to that state?
/99.44% sarcasm.
The real question here is whether he used a shamWow to clean up...
From day one I though he looked like a coke-head.
The Church of Scientology set him up!
Is that an empire I hear collapsing?
More like SLAP CHOMP
Looks like he stopped having boring tuna.